frying pan: i just realized something.

dabi: what something?

frying pan: we still don't know about each other's age. how old are you? checked your profile and it just told me that you aren't a pedophile. what does that mean?

dabi: it means what it means.

frying pan: what's a pedophile?

dabi:

frying pan: is that todoroki shoto? and a zombie.

dabi: oh, right. you know him.

frying pan: todoroki shoto? yeah, i do. he's that guy who my ex boyfriend turned into a gorilla.

dabi: i remember.

frying pan: but still, i don't get it. what's a pedophile?

dabi: (general use) an adult who is sexually attracted to or engages in sexual acts with a child. (psychiatry) a person aged 16 years old or older who is mostly or only sexually attracted toward prepubescent children. which i'm not.

frying pan: wow, you're so original.

dabi: are you being sarcastic? i know i copy pasted the definition from the english dictionary in my phone. you don't have to put it like that.

frying pan: lol. i'm sorry.

dabi: by the way, i'm in my early 20's. i just checked the wikia about my age.

frying pan: you must be really popular that there's your age in the wikia.

dabi: i guess so. i'm pretty good-looking both in manga and anime of boku no hero academia so i'm guessing i have a lot of fans.

frying pan: i don't understand.

dabi: how about you, how old are you?

frying pan: i just turned 19 this year.

dabi: thank god. so you're younger than me then.

frying pan: despite my age, i want to let you know that i'm actually a dom.

dabi: what?

frying pan: i might top you one day, too. just like i did to my ex before. goodnight.