aya:SUP WADZZAP so since it's the chapter 5 i'm introducing dis fab (lol) gurl who happened to be myself DON'T JUDGE I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY so her name is-

asami:JOHN CENA

aya:*BEEP*

Mei:yea U'RE FRKN TWIN SHIT IS L8 M8

aya:yea she's late again..pfftt she lives so close how could possibly take her-

Mei:WHY THE HELL U'RE ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?!?DO I LOOK LIKE A TEACHER TO U??

aya:no no no i wasn't really asking yo-

Mei:AND HOW THE *BEEP* I COULD KNOW WHERE SHE IS DO I LOOK LIKE A GPS TO U!?!?!?*point a gun at her*

aya:i told u i wasn't asking directly person

Mei:AND NOW YOU CALL ME A PUSSY???

aya:no i meant-

Mei:DO I LOOK LIKE A PUSSY TO YOU DO I LOOK LIKE A KIND OF CAT!?!?!

yui:*eating popcorn*

aya:no i'm-

Mei:AND WHAT KIND?!?!?HIMALAYAN?? RUSSIAN BLUE??WHAT!?*shows pictures of cats*

aya:do you just carry around..pictures of cats with you all the time..??

Mei:PICK

aya:um yeah!!..um Russian blue!(?)

Mei:oh yes..Russian blue??RUSSIAN BLUE?!?!

aya:just calm down!!-

Mei:I LOOK LIKE A RUSSIAN BLUE TO U!?!?*point the gun again*

aya:*hides like an idiot*

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asami:i'm still here tho..

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Mei:*looks at the picture* yeah i could see that.

*the door opens*

kotori:sorry i'm late ;)

yui:are you supposed to be aya's twin shit??

kotori:uh exxxccuse you she have a name which is kotori,beach

aya:duh

Mei:WHAT TOOK U SO *BEEP* LONG??

kotori:ah it's just the same morning routine u'known

aya:it's almost night -_-

kotori:well i din't say that it was a FAST routine ;) (; it's a lot for us girls to do in the morning!

yui:all those ppl here are gurls helllloooo???

asami:WHERE!!?!?!?

yui:-_______-

kotori:don't you guys watch all of those makeup girls that does that morning routine videos and basically just show everybody what they do in the morning??

aya:i din't know that thing exist..

yui:eww makeup..

Mei:wtf is a makeup

asami:why would anybody watch this shit-

kotori:BECAUSE IT'S GOOD

*everyone gasp except asami*

asami:*swag*

kotori:*goes to elegant mode again* anyway i think it's what we should do today ^-^

Mei:DO WHAT!!?? 💢💢

kotori:our morning routine so that ppl can appreciate how much work we girls do to look the way we do!! *cute pose*

yui:ugh...

aya:uhh...alright who want to go first???

Mei:ARE U SERIOUSLY GOING TO DO THAT????

aya:better ideas??

Mei:*pouts*..

asami:WHAT ABOUT ME?? :D

aya:*beep* no.

asami: ;(

kotori:i guess that means i'll go first,ladies first ^-^

Mei:uggghhh 💢💢💢

kotori:*clear throat* mai moreneng ruleteen goes a little something like this ;)
so the first thing i do in the morning is wake up,i try to wake up early because when i wake up late my stupid boyfriend steals all the blankets off of me,so i yell at him,but he just ignores me and continue to sleep which makes me really sad,so i cry for about 5-10 minutes before i realize that: Wait... i don't have a boyfriend!and that's when i head to the bathroom,i do all the boring stuff first like showering brush my teeth, brush my hair,and then comes the fun part,my makeup *TIME SKIP MY FINGERS HURTS* So i leave the bathroom and always see something under my blanket that move,so i stood there thinking:wait..maybe i do have a boyfriend,but when i check it and it's ME on there and that's when i realize that i was pretending the whole time!so i just wake myself up and do it all over again! ^-^

*silence*

Kotori:ssooo what do you guys think ;)

aya:ok..

yui:that was....long....

kotori:oh thank you ^-^

Mei:*beep*

aya:anyway who next?

asami:*raise hand*Me-

aya:mei-chan??

asami: ;-;

Mei:MHM..??

aya:what's your morning routine hopefully it's not as long as korori's

Mei:WHY NOT??R U TRYING TO RUSH MY SHIT?!?!?

aya:wha...

Mei:U'RE RUSHING ME??DO I LOOK LIKE A RUSHING TO YOU

aya:well yea like a russian blue *giggles*

yui:dafuq??

Mei:i don't get it...

aya:...

asami:AWKWARD lolz

aya:>:(

asami:...

aya:..ok just take u're time no rush

Mei:GOOD,now where was i?...............WHERE WAS I?!?!?

aya:i-i don't think u even started

Mei:i wasn't asking YOU dumb@$$

aya:...

yui:shot fired XD

Mei:anyway mai morning start a little something like that,i wake up,grab mah phone,first thing i do, clash on clans,candy crush,brave frontier,monument value,and repeat before i know it's night *swag* ..then i just do it all over again...

aya:so that's u're full routine??no rush??

Mei:mhmm.

asami:HOW ABOUT M-

aya:yui?

yui:dafaq?? mmeeehhhh okay so mai morning shit goes a little something like this: i wake cook breakfast for my siblings,listen to dad's shit,listen to my big brother's shit, brush my sister's hair,go to gym then watch-

asami:JOHN CENA

yui:*highfives asami*

aya:so i guess we're done!!

kotori:excuse me???

Mei:dafaq??

yui:??????????¿???

aya:i mean i'm the only one left and i don't have a cool routine as you guys.

asami:what about me?!?!?

aya:no.

asami:HEY why you've got to be so r00d??!? >;(

Mei:yea dude let her talk

yui:right bruh don't be mean to her.

kotori:....sî....

aya:ok then go ahead but i swear if u do that 'sleep' shit again i swear i'm gonna-

asami:my morning routine is not joke!

yui: ;-;

asami:not joke at all...(ಥ_ಥ)

Mei:....;-;

kotori: ;-;

aya: ;-; plz take u're time

asami:*clear throat*

aya:...

asami:*insert a super serious tone* my routine goes a little something like this:
Every morning i wake up,afraid,afraid of my life,gunshots,screams,before i know what to do i heard someone trying to break in,that when i grabbed the gun i keep under my pillow,and count down.4
3
2
1
i fired the moment the door opened,before i can get a good look at who it is,and when i was about to leave i realized,i know this man,he's my father!!tears start coming down my face like a waterfall being chased by the TLC,and i just ran,get in my car and goes to my psychologist,i told him the whole story,and he tells me"asami u shouldn't be sad cuz u're dad din't die" i said "what?" and that's when he tells me"asami,i am u're dad" i din't know what to do,i don't know if i should be happy,sad or mad, i just closed my eyes blacked out when i open them,i find my psychologist,my father,dead,i shot him...that's when i get back to my car and start driving again,tears coming down my face like kpop star in that movie ninja assassin,like rain,and it blurted my vision,right as an old lady crossed in the street,i wasn't able to control the car and hitted her,i dashed to her side to see that she's bleeding to death,when she stopped me and telled me to come closer and she whispered "i forgive you,my daughter" and that's when i realized,this innocent old lady i killed,was my father!tears start coming down my face like-

aya:wait.

asami:hey i'm not done yet!!

kotori:yeah i want to hear the ending!

yui:so what your tears come down like?

asami:oh just like a well-shaked favorite drink! :D

Mei:like WATA??

asami:no,like Pepsi.

aya:so that's your morning routine?

asami:hai.

kotori:so you basically murder 3 ppl thinking they are your father every morning??

asami:oohhh you mean "MORNING" when the sun rise!

aya:duh.

asami:i thought u mean mourning like when u're sad because ppl die

Mei:ooooooohhhhhhhh

yui:like morning with 'u'.

kotori:oh dear,it's an easy mistake ^-^

aya:IT'S *BEEP* NOT

Mei:calm u're tits,it's not a big deal

aya:💢💢...*ssssiiiiigggghhh* okay ^-^ so now,you know which morning i'm talking about,right?

asami:hai.

aya:so would you PLZ tell us what's your morning routine??

asami:hai.

aya:.....

yui:....

Mei:....

kotori....

Mei:so?

asami:huh?

aya:WHAT THE FLIP IS U'RE MORNING SHIT,WHAT DO U DO IN THE MORNING???

asami:oh i wake up,Than sleep again

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I KNOW IT'S KIND OF BORING,IF U GOT IDEAS TELL MEH CUZ I'M A LIL TIRED IT'S LIKE 7:27PM RN RH buh-byee :D