Nagisa:yo wat u guys 🔝 2?

Aya:I am SHIPING IT LIKE JEAGER

nagisa:shipping wut..?

*everybody hides*

Nagisa:oh uh...

Aya:u wot m8 u guys are older than my sister

Aiko:....oh you din't...

Aya:....

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*SORRY FOR THE CUT SERIOUS PROBLEMS ARE HERE*

Asami:sorry for the cut..

Yui:ba bum tsss

Nagisa:THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'M SERIOUSLY BLEEDING

Eto:well suck it up princess you've been only stabbed look at that poor child's state

Aya:I can't feel my legs...I can't feel my legs....I can't feel my legs......

*everyday some ppl can't feel their legs..*

Asami:yo how about the ship

Eto:WAIT WAT

Aya:GOTTA GO FAST *running out of the episode*

Director: wtf m8 ಠ_ಠ

*62626 year later*

Hiyori:what the....

Yato:HIYOOORRIIII

hiyori:oh God...

Aya: #ISHIPITLIKEJEAGER  :D

Yui:boi ಠ_ಠ.....wtf boi...

Director:OKAY EVERYONE GET IN PLACE,ASAMI WHERE THE F*** IS THE CAMERA

asami:wtf boi I was recording don't say the f word you f***er

Yui:da bum tsss

Nagisa:God....

Karma:I heard something awesome is happening

Aya:yes unlike you SO SHUT UP

asami:SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH I'M RECORDING

director:EVERYBODY STAY CALM

yato:I THINK SOMEONE IS CALLING ME-

Director:STAY F***ING CALM

yato:.............

Hiyori:wot is happening...?

Yui:we're going to make the ship sail

Hiyori:what ship?

Yui:YATORI

hiyori:.....oh ok................WAIT WHAT WHY

asami:*drinks soda* cuz aya ships it like Jaeger

Aya: #ISHIPITLIKEJEAGER :D

Yato:yay i'm being shipped with hiyori!!!

Hiyori:......

Yato:yaay-

eto:EVERYONE GETS IN PLACE BEFORE I EAT ALL OF U

*Every1 gets In place*

Asami:camera...ACTION!!

hiyori:what am I supposed to do...?

Yato:I DINT EVEN READ THE SENARIO

aya:JUST DO SOMETHING CUTE WITH HIYORI GODDAMMIT

hiyori:uhh...

yato:NO

aya:BUT YATO

yato:I SAID NO

aya:BUT DAD

hiyori: DAD?!?!? ಠ-ಠ

aya:mommy :3

Yui:aya found her role already,new guy,go

Nagisa:wot?

Yui:you're acting as aya's brother

Nagisa:WHHYYY

yui:because you look like her duh

eto:you can be her sister tho lol

nagisa:....

Asami:NEW GUY,PAY ATTENTION

nagisa:FINE GODDAMMIT

Hiyori:.....

Nagisa:is this lady supposed to be my mother...?

Aya:REDPECT YOUR MOTHER STUPID SISTER

nagisa:I'M YOUR BROTHER

aya:lol sry m8

Nagisa: ಠ_ಠ...

Aya:MOMMY FEED ME I'M HUNGRY ಠ_ಠ

hiyori:NO

aya: ;-; mommy is mean to me....

Nagisa:don't do child abuse Hiyorin

Asami:THIS IS YOUR F***ING MOTHER,NEW GUY

nagisa:SHUT UP

asami: ;-;

Yui:never trust innocent ppl

Eto:lol I though your husband was innocent

Asami:OHHHH ;)

Hiyori:ugh look as much as I think you're cute and innocent rn I will 'play along' -_-

Aya:oh i'm sure you'll do ;)

Hiyori:WHAT THE...

asami:lol cuteness and innocent are nothing but an act m8, this is 2017 child,dont be stupid.

Eto:quote of the year.

Yui:my innocence ;-;

Aya:lol at least I din't watch boku no Pico

Eto: :O

Asami:HOW DARE YOU MONSTER

aya:lol you can't do anything i'm in the middle of a serie

Asami:..........

Aya:MOVING ON :D...NEW GUY ACT >:(

nagisa:I'M NOT A NEW GUY IM YOUR COUSIN

aya:NO,YOU'RE MY SISTER

Nagisa:NO,I'M YOUR BROTHER

Karma: I didn't catch up to that @_@

Asami:wait so is nagisa her brother or sister or cousin...?

Yui:TELL THAT TO WATTPAD JUST ACT

tsukiyama:I love boku no Pico

Hiyori:O_O

Karma:ppffttt

Aya:HUH??SO U DID WATCH IT YOU PERVERT???

karma:nope~

Aya:Grrr...

Nagisa:lol someone is jelly.

Aya:SHUT UP UGLY SISTER

Eto:that's better than the scenario XD

Yui:r8 8/8 m8

Tsukiyama:I also love how I met your mother :D

Asami:HUH??really dude??this shit is the worst...

Yui:true.

Yato:*knock on the door*

Aya:DADDY IS HERE :D *run to the door and open it*

Hiyori:I hate my life....

Aya:DADDY YOU'RE LATE MOMMY AND SIS WERE WAITING FOR U ALL DAY!!!

nagisa:F*** YOU I'M A BOY GODDAMMIT

yato:uhh...who are you?

Aya: ಠ_ಠ

Nagisa: XD

asami:THAT'S YOUR CHILD READ THE GODDAMN SCENARIO BOI

yui:I don't think we made one-

Asami:hush child.

Yato:I don't have children,only hiyori

Hiyori:OMG YATO

aya:at least the ship sealed...and I....STILL...SHIP IT LIKE JEAGER XD

nagisa:OMG COUSIN

aya:SHUT UP SISTER

yui:that was-

Tsukiyama:FABULEUX!!!1!!1!!

asami:aya it's your turn to kick out the trash

Tsukiyama: D:

Aya:BUT MOM

Makoto:????? (A boi i ship asami with)

Asami:...ugh.....

Aya: ;)

Yui:go help your wife red bean

Karma:..uhh....

Yui:N O W.

karma:i'm scared.....
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(The funny thing is that no one's gonna comment)

Yato:and that's how I met your mother

Nagisa:excuse me?