WARNING THIS CONTAINES DARK HUMOR NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 70 AND ALSO IS CONTROVERSIAL...SORRY FOR MY BAD SPELLING AND POTENTILLY GRAMMAR...IM FOREIGHN SO ENJOYE ;3 (also I am not responsible for any harm caused)

My name is Sasuske and as I am walking home from the pub I see someone stalking my "senpai",Kakashi and I get pissed.Almost immedietly I ask the person their name and find out that she is a mad fangirl named Naruto, I tell her my name and she randomly desides to pull Kakashi behind her and say"HE IS MINE".I decide to glare and shout "HELL NO" whilst Kakashi has no idea about what is going on so he decides to step between us,sword in hand and Naruto sais "Choose!" So Kakashi answers by putting away his sword and saying "I choose nether and what is going on?".Naruto answers by saying "nothing just a friendly convo" and I say "exactly", whilst pulling out a shotgun shouting give him to me" and Naruto sais "hell no",also,pulling out a shotgun,We soon realise that we are aiming both at Kakashi and put our guns back.Kakashi decides to walk to his apartment under a bridge,Naruto and I,both following, one not knowing about the other.When we get there Naruto notices me and climbes through the bedroom window and then I notice her so I decide to just stare through the window when Kakashi enters,pulling a shotgun,aiming it at both of us as he sais " I don't want to be a cause of violence,let me be"Naruto pulls me away under a close tree muttering"he is soft"...So for some reason I pull out that guy from soul eater and get drunk with him.Naruto secretly goes and stares at Kakashi I shout "WHADDA YOU DOIN?"she sais"staliking Kakashi what else?".Her reply made me think of many ways to smack her so I shout"KAKASHI I LOVE YOU" as I kill her with Soul.Kakashi has enough and shouts "A WAY TO GET TO A GIRLS HEART?...CHIDOR!"as he stabs a sword into my heart,coughing white stuff I say"you fool",pulling off a mask of a so called human and reviving Naruto.When she was fully revived I said"lets kill Kakashi" Naruto protests saying"NO I love him"I was surprised,asking "so you are not yandere?oh",Naruto sais "so you never loved him you are heartless so can I have Kakashi?" I freeze and say "why of course"tying Kakashi to a chair "Have fun"I say and I turn off the lights leaving them inside kakashis bedroom alone...MWAHAHAHA