A/N OMG guyssssssss remember my crush asked me out? Well, I dumped him because I fell in love with someone else and I just know we're going to get married and this chapter is dedicated to himmm :D <3 <3 <3 I love you! Muah!

Okaqy sooooo last time Jily happened! Even though we're still like, 11, everything's okay because OMIGOD THIS CUTE NEW GUY SHOWED UP. His name is Tanner and Sirius and Remus thinks he's hot too, so we're going to get him in on it too. 

"Hi, you're hot, wanna go out?" I asked Tanner flirtaitiously, how can anyone resiist me? 

"huh, oh sure yeah. Hmm... Football is gr8. Chips and salsa. Football season. Blah blah blah" he said in a hot American accent. Omigod he is so cute! So I grabbed him and we started making out and then everyone started cheering and Remus and Sirius started kissing and stuff happened. Idk, I was too distracted by Tanner.