and then my dad came to kidnap me. he forced me into being one of his death eaters, but it was okay because i was like the top person commander thing. and so i convinced him to not be evil, and he let everyone live. and we all lived happily ever after.

but then remus cheated on me with some dumb girl named toinks. so they had a kid. and then i kileld all of them. but i stole the kid's magical transformation powers first. so now i could be whoever i wanted!

oh right, i'm also immortal and forever young. so like, i went to hogwarts with harry and the golden trio again. and then i met draco malfoy and was like "omgs u hot!!" so then we were dating. and then dumb-le-dore adopted me. 

so i convinced him to give one direction magical powers, and then they showed up at hogwarts too!!!!1!!!111

so then i dumped draco and started dating 1d.

but then oh noes! my buiology is back! whatever shall we do!

so when he came to kill harry i told him he had to go away or i would never visit him again. and he was lke "b-but you gotta visit me!" and then i was like "no."

so then he tried to kill me but through my magical abiliteis and immortality, he failed! soooooooo

i decided to murder him. but harry stopped me. he was like "nah bab! u can't kill him. im in love with him!"

then i was like wut. ... ... ... OKAY SHIP NOw

so then i shipped daddy and harry and it was all great and then they kissed adnd everyone is happy and i was happy with 1d and we all lived happily ever after.

A/N hi gais. i know how much you all love storm so i'm writinga book two soon!