It all starts with a simple location, known as the Superior Warehouse & Storage Co. Inside the building are full of crates and boxes, mostly brought in from the ship aka 'the Orient'. Now, two guys are working. Two people were getting the last boxes off the truck while the other two (which is D3m0 and Flukey, btw) were checking out the last of the shipments from a clipboard as D3m0 looks at a tag written in Chinese. "[Speaking Chinese gibberish]! Oh, knickknacks." D3m0 says that from the tag and look back toward his clipboard. "Knickknacks, huh?" Flukey says.

Just then, two guys, both named Phil and Don, comes by to D3m0 with two box on their shoulders. "Well fellas, these are the last ones." Don says. "Ok, set them up there." D3m0 tells them as they set the last boxes from their shoulders to the top of the other boxes. "Ok. We've got everything from the dock to the warehouse without busting a single box." Flukey says. "Well, that's hard wood, that's all!" Phil says as he gives a few bumps against the wood and then the box on top falls over and smashes on solid ground, bursting out antiques and such, while Phil and Don cover their heads with their hands and arms, protecting their noggins. "We're sorry, D3m0, we didn't mean--" Phil was interrupted by D3m0 tickling his armpit, making him laugh for a bit, and he bonks him on the head with the clipboard, making him dizzy. "Leave him alone, yo--" Don gets interrupted as Flukey slaps him on the cheek, telling him to shut up. "Now, both of you pick this stuff up and put them in another box, and step lively!" D3m0 orders them as they get to it. D3m0 and Flukey look at the clipboard again and noticed something missing. "Wait a sec. I think we're missing a couple of crates of China." Flukey says as D3m0 remembered someone missing. "Gary. Where the hell is Gary?" D3m0 says as he and Flukey start to look for him, probably in the Superior Warehouse Office room.

As for Gary, he was in the office room, brewing up a decent pot of coffee. "[Sniff] ah, nothing like time off for a cup of coffee." He said as he picks up a cup and plate from inside the crate, but throws the cup back inside, thus smashes it. Then D3m0 and Flukey come in through the door and spotted Gary, arms crossed and unconvinced. He then comes up to him behind. "Well, cheers." He says as D3m0 says it. "Cheers?" D3m0 surprised him, he spins, making him spill the coffee from the pot onto his pants. "Oh-ow-ow-ow, OW!" D3m0 screams out as soon as Flukey grabs the pot from him. "I'm sorry, D3m0! Please forgive me!" Gary tried to apologize, but Flukey helps D3m0 get even by spilling coffee on his hand, forcing him to slap himself and bonk his head with the coffee pot. "Now, quit stalling and get the rest of them boxes with the rest of the stuff, you Jughead!" D3m0 tells him as he makes haste to grab some boxes and tows them out of sight. Then shortly after, a young woman wearing a suit comes into the office and she approaches both D3m0 and Flukey.

"Hello, ma'am. What can we do for you?" D3m0 asked her. "I'm Vanessa Bradley. Did my husband's shipment come from the 'Orient'?" She asked. "Oh yes, Mrs. Bradley. Just have a seat right here." Flukey tells her as she did. "So, how's your husband? Did he brought you anything good from his trip?" D3m0 asked her. "Actually, to be honest, not a thing. Cause to tell you two the truth, somehow all he cares about is collecting rare antiques, or in some cases, mostly 'junk'. I mean he's been putting this whole collection together for 6 months now and he thinks it's all priceless.... Especially the China." Vanessa tells D3m0 and Flukey. "I can see why, Miss." He says as Gary comes back to claim another box while overhearing their conversation with Vanessa. "Now he sends me over here to tell you and the boys to bring it all over to our residence immediately." She says while Gary groaned silently and leaves with a box in hand. "Well, in that case, we'll have it all delivered there by this afternoon." Flukey tells her as she agrees while D3m0 flips through pages from the clipboard to check and recheck on the list.

Meanwhile, back with Phil and Don, they were busy putting the rest of the antiques from the smashed boxes into a new one and nailing it shut. Then Gary comes up to them. "Hey guys. All this stuff goes back in the truck." He says as they were shocked a little. "Aw, what!? You mean now?" Phil says as Gary nods. "Aw, dude. We just unloaded all of this stuff from it." Don says. "I know, but there's a woman in the office, telling us that her husband wants it all delivered today." Gary says to them as Phil and Don continue with the packing. "[Mumbled] wants it all delivered..." Don says to himself.

Back in the office, D3m0 checked the whole list, top to bottom. "Well, it's all there, Mrs. Bradley. We've checked everything ourselves." D3m0 tells her. "Alright then. But be sure to tell the other three to be careful when they all handle this stuff. If any of that junk breaks, I'm pressing charges on those three, not you two." Vanessa says as she cares for D3m0 and Flukey together. "Now, don't you worry about a thing, ma'am. We're as gentle as a pack of fluffy pillows." Flukey says. As for the other guys, Don was about to set the last box on a cart, but yet it's pulled away by Gary and Phil together, and Don just drops the box completely, smashing the stuff inside of it, which cause D3m0, Flukey, and Vanessa to freak out from the loud noise. "Sweet Lawrence of Arabia! What the hell was that!?" Vanessa shouted with worry. "Now now, don't lose your head, Miss. Just stay right here, be calm, and relax." D3m0 tells her as he sets her down on a chair. "We'll check it out ourselves. You just stay right here." Flukey says as they head out the door to see what happened.

Back to Phil, Don, and Gary, they were checking out the box that Don dropped by accident. "Boy... Hope nothing happened to the China here." Don says. "We'll soon find out. Open it up." Phil says as they pry the box lid open with crowbars and pull out a few....pieces from a vase that was smashed and they freaked out. "Uh oh. D3m0 and Flukey will wring our necks." Don says worriedly as Phil nods. "Don't worry fellas, they won't know nothing about it. Cause I --" before Gary said anything, they were  smashed on their heads by vases, thrown down by D3m0 and Flukey. "Did any of you guys hear a loud noise?" Phil asked. "Well--" Right as Gary said that, their nerves were shot, causing them to seeing stars swirling around their heads and laid their heads on top of the box, completely knocked out. "Hmph, serves you guys right for breaking a box, full of valuables. Ya jerks." Flukey says as D3m0 nodded agreeingly.

~Timeskip~

After their conversational meeting with Mrs. Bradley, D3m0 and Flukey head back out to the loading dock to check on the other guys and the progress. "Alright, you guys. Time to shake a leg. Gary, you hurry up with that crate. Don, you and Phil get this big box into the truck." D3m0 orders them as they get busy while he and Flukey start picking up small boxes to take into the truck. "Hang on, I forgot something." D3m0 says. "I'll get them in the truck for you." Flukey says. "Okay thanks. Here you go. Just be careful." D3m0 says as he places two small boxes on top of one box Flukey was carrying and he takes them in.

As for Gary, he was busy placing the antiques back in the one box he's next to. What he doesn't know that there were two women in Arabian clothing hiding behind stacks of crates, watching him as he packs the stuff up.

(Saleena)

(Cassia)

As he continues, Gary pauses for a moment to think. "I don't know. I got a funny feeling like I'm being watched. Nah." He says as he resumes to his work and picks up a fancy blue bottle of some kind.

"Huh. What a neat looking soda bottle..." He says as the two women, still hidden behind the crates, spotted the bottle Gary is holding, with widened eyes. Gary first blows some dust off the bottle and then starts rubbing it with his arm. Then a huge poofing cloud came out of nowhere, revealing not one woman, but five of them. Five women, each 7.5 feet tall, all tan skinned, same hair color but different styles, and each wearing a different color harem dress.

As Gary looks to them, he gives out a shriek to run away, but they speak to stop him. "We are your slaves. The Genies of the Bottle." Sapphire says as Gary turns back to them. "The 'Geniuses of the Bottle'? Do you all come out of this thing?" He asked them. "We are here to grant your wishes. Command and we shall obey." They say simultaneously. "My wishes? You mean anything at all?" He asked. "Yes master." Ruby says. "What have I got to lose? Ok ladies. You all can start me with a brand new suit. Something sharp." After Gary says it, a huge poof comes and clears out, with the girls gone and Gary looks around. "[Small coughing] Boy. They're geniuses, all right. Huh." Gary says as he looks at his new clothes.

"Oh hot damn! Look at this suit. And a chain! The skimmer! Oh, wait till the dames get a load of me! Oh boy!" Gary says excitedly as he heads off to find the others while the lady thieves tried to grab him, but missed him by an inch. As for Flukey, Don, and Phil, they come back into the warehouse to gather another set of boxes, then Gary comes by to them. "Hey fellas, fellas!" He tells them. "Hi." They say and then they were shocked to see Gary in different clothes. "How do you guys like my new outfit?" Gary asked them proudly. "Where'd that suit come from?" Don asked curiously. "I don't know. All I did was rubbed this bottle here, the five lady geniuses appeared and the next thing I know, I got a new set of threads. Where's D3m0?" Gary asked. "I think he's out there, in the office." Flukey tells him. "Wait till I show him. Hey D3m0! D3m0!" Gary says, turns away, and runs off to find D3m0. Flukey, on the other hand, quietly snatched the bottle right out of Gary's arm. He, Don, and Phil look at the bottle for a minute with curiosity. "Just rub the bottle and the five lady geniuses appear? Ah, that's crazy." Don said. "Yeah, that dude must be wa-" Phil paused for a bit to think. "I wonder." Flukey says as he and guys look around, and he goes ahead to rub it. Then a huge poof comes out, which brings the ladies out again.

Flukey and the guys nearly freak out cause of the smoke and as they turn toward the ladies standing before them, they scream, accidentally causing Flukey to toss the bottle away through a small opened window, leading to the office D3m0 was in. Of course, the bottle hits his head and lands on the floor. "Ow! What the? Hey you guys! Quit tossing things around out there!" D3m0 shouts out to them, then he reaches down to bring the bottle up and sets it inside the box he was working with, then nails the box up. Back to Flukey and the boys, they were pulled up by the ladies calmly. "Do not fear us. For we are your slaves. Make a wish and we shall grant it." Jade says as the boys relax with ease. "The genies! Say, did you all give that other guy a new suit of clothes just now?" Flukey asked them. "Yes, master." They say together, simultaneously. "Well, put him back the way he was before." Flukey tells them and they did.

Meanwhile with Gary, he walks around in the warehouse, looking for D3m0. But what he doesn't know that his fancy suit he wished for, vanished in less than a millisecond, which he's back in his normal attire. "Hey D3m0! D3m0! Where are you?" He called out to him. "In here!" D3m0 says. Then Gary entered the office and gives him a fancy pose. "Well, how do I look?" Gary asked D3m0, who wasn't convinced. "As ugly as ever." D3m0 tells him. "No, no. I meant this new suit I got, with a chain and--" Gary says as he looks at his clothes, but then freaks out, cause it's all gone. "Wait, what happened!? I just had it on a minute ago! D3m0, I've been robbed!" Gary says as he freaks out. "I always knew you were coocoo! Now get in here!" D3m0 orders him, soon interrupted by another door opening, nearly slammed into by Don. D3m0 then grabs him, yanking him inside the office, as Flukey and Phil followed in. "Hey! It actually worked!" Phil exclaimed. "Lay off that bottle you guys! Those geniuses are working for me!" Gary tells them. "What is all this genius crap!? What's the matter with you guys!? I'll knock your brains out if you have any! Now go on and get busy!!" D3m0 exclaimed furiously as Gary, Don, and Phil got busy with the boxes.

Meanwhile with the lady thieves, Cassia was digging through one box she's in while Saleena keeps an eye out. "It's not in this one. They must've hidden it somewhere else." Cassia tells her friend. "Well, we'll get it back and we'll have their heads for this." Saleena says as then she hears a door about to open and she slams the crate lid, leaving Cassia inside while Saleena goes behind the crates again to stay hidden from the boys. Speaking of the boys, they come out of the office to continue with the box loading procedure. "Alright you guys, hustle the rest of this stuff loaded into the truck and don't give me any more trouble." D3m0 orders them as they did. Then he noticed some rag sticking out of the box. "That's some careless packing. I'll fix that." D3m0 says as he tears the piece off completely. "Get out on the other end and give us a lift." D3m0 tells Phil and Don as they did. The guys try to lift it up, but the lid wasn't sealed up. "Wait a minute. That's odd. This box lid ain't closed completely. C'mon, get this nailed, you dimwits!" D3m0 orders them as they get box nailed up, while Cassia was still inside the crate itself, about to get shifted to the addressed location. "Now, you guys step on it or we'll take your heads off!" D3m0 says as he and Flukey kneel down together right at the moment Saleena tried to cut their heads with her sword, but missed them by a couple of inches and hides again. Flukey looks around as he thought he felt something. "Huh... That was odd. Thought I felt a draft in here." He says as he and D3m0 forget about it and continue reloading the boxes into the truck.

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(An: That's part 1 out of 3. To those who reads this, I'm adding myself and my buddy, FlukeyThunder75 of this short book I'm writing.)