Clint: I'm bored... *sits up excited* HEY GUYS WANNA PLAY D&D!?

Everyone else: HELLS YEAH

Thor: is this an earthen game that you speak of? I would love to play!

Bucky: *looks around @ excited faces* guess I'll be DM 

 - after explaining rules and making characters - 

Bucky: so... what are your characters?

Steve: My character's name is Rocket, he's a rogue true neutral genetically enhanced raccoon with a gun fetish

Bucky: *RestingBitchFace*

Natasha: My character's name is Gamora, she's a badass chaotic good half - Orc fighter former assassin with a cyborg sister and is adopted by Thanos

Bucky: *looks at her*

Clint: My character's name is Nebula, Gamora's awesome ranger chaotic neutral adopted Vedalken cyborg sister 

Bucky: *looks at him*

Clint: *shamelessly dumps rest of chip bag in mouth*