Lucifer: I am here to inform you all

Satan: Did you know???
Satan: Lucifer is 3 inches!

L3VI: LMAOFOFOFOAJEBWKQBDH3IWJQDHE8I3OWDKFOFPGNCNXBZBQOQP1P2IEJERJODJDNSKQK😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

Mammon: Damn fam. You got the whole squad laughing.

Lucifer: Besides, that is not true. Anyways-

Asmodeus: How big then?

Lucifer: Will you all just be normal for a moment?

Belphegor: Until you get us some therapy. Maybe.

Lucifer: Sigh.
Lucifer: As I was saying.

Satan: Just put it in one message Lucifer
Satan: Dont waste our precious time

Lucifer: I'm trying but you lot are being annoying

Mammon: No we aint!

Lucifer: Being the oldest is such a difficult job.

Belphegor: Try being the youngest for once

Beelzebub: But who will be my twin then? 😭🌽

Asmodeus: MC after their mouth got too close to Barbatos tail: MMM MMM MMMMM THE FLAVORS ARE MELTING ON MY TOUNGE

L3VI:

Mammon:

Lucifer: Asmodeus.

Barbatos: My tail has no flavor

Asmodeus: And how do you know that? 🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨

Barbatos: ... Its, my tail.

Lucifer: I give up.

-Lucifer Has Left The Chat-

Mammon: WE DID IT

L3VI: YEAHHHHH

Satan: CELEBRATE!!!

Beelzebub: Cheeseburger