@Jendeukie : hi idiot

@TaeBwii : hello

@Jendeukie : where are you?

@TaeBwii : in this hotel with Tzu

@Jendeukie : WHAT?!

@TaeBwii : woah

@TaeBwii : just kidding geez.

@Jendeukie : so where are you exactly?

@TaeBwii : here at the parking lot.

@Jendeukie : you're going home now?

@TaeBwii : no

@TaeBwii : I'm coming back at the table now

@Jendeukie : where's that Tzuyu?

@TaeBwii : i shooed her away

@Jendeukie : lol

@TaeBwii : yep

@Jendeukie : seriously where is she??

@TaeBwii : i told you already, i shooed her away.

@Jendeukie : why?

@TaeBwii : She's clingy.

@Jendeukie : ＼（〇_ｏ）／

@TaeBwii : what? You should be happy

@TaeBwii : I can sense your jealousy back at there

@Jendeukie : why would I be jealous duh

@TaeBwii : cuz u luv me

@Jendeukie : no I don't.

@TaeBwii : Kfine, you don't love me.

@TaeBwii : I'm calling back Tzu, I'm horny af

@Jendeukie : call her then.

@TaeBwii : I'm texting her rn.

@TaeBwii : *sends a picture*

Tae: hi sorry for letting you go
Tzu: Aww it's ok oppa I understand
Tae: thanks, wanna check-in at the famous hotel? Im horny af
Tzu: does oppa need me? ;)
Tae: yea, I need tzu to pleasure me
Tzu: sure oppa ;)

@Jendeukie : yoU'RE SERIOUS?!

@TaeBwii : of course I am sweetheart

@Jendeukie : K, go see her now. Goodnight

@TaeBwii : ok bye I'm gonna pick her up now

@Jendeukie : okay

@Jendeukie : TAEHYUNG??

@Jendeukie : HEY!

@Jendeukie : DONT YOU DARE MEET HER!!!

@Jendeukie : FUCK YOU TAEHYUNG

@Jendeukie : AHH I'LL KILL YOU!

@Jendeukie : TAEHYUNGGJDIEJDKSKFKE

@TaeBwii : yes?

@Jendeukie : dont. you. dare. meet. her.

@TaeBwii : but why?

@Jendeukie : JUST DONT

@TaeBwii : u jealous?

@Jendeukie : NO

@TaeBwii : ok i'm going now

@Jendeukie : WAIT

@TaeBwii : mmm?

@Jendeukie : IM JEALOUS

@Jendeukie : I MEAN NO

@Jendeukie : IM HURT

@Jendeukie : MY HEART SHATTERED INTO PIECES WHEN I SAW YOUR MESSAGES

@Jendeukie : WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

@TaeBwii : what do you want me to do then?

@Jendeukie : AVOID TZUYU

@TaeBwii : *sends a picture*

Tzu: sure oppa ;)
Tae: I'm gonna pick you up
Tzu: right now??
Tae: yes
Tzu: ok i will dress up showy
Tae: meet me at the garbage bin
Tzu: what?
Tae: have sex with a garbage, I have Jennie already
Tzu: what??
Tae: I'm just fooling with you around to make Jennie jealous. Now shut up
Tzu: HOW DARE YOU!! I ALREADY DRESSED UP
Tae: told ya to have sex with the garbage
Tae: you both look good together, cuz ur a trash

@Jendeukie : That's my boy!❤

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