Sasuke: *snores and wakes up*

Naruto: *stares at, lustfully*

Sasuke: Wh-what? What are looking at? *looks down* WHAT THE HELL?!

(He is wearing a maid neko shirt)

Naruto: Hehe! You look cute, Sasuke! *blushes*

Sasuke: You little.. you did this to me! *tries to reach zipper* Take this off!

Naruto: Should I?

Sasuke: *glares* TAKE THIS OFF!! *shuffles around in it*

Naruto: *climbs on top of him, and is on his waist*

Sasuke: *blushes softly* G-get off me, dobe.

Naruto: Ohh? Did Sasuke Uchiha just stutter.. and blush?

Sasuke: *skirt ruffles up* Naruto..!

Naruto: *smiles and kisses*

~ Hours later ( after makeout ) ~

Naruto: *smirks at Sasuke* Hehe..

Sasuke: Sh-shut it..

Naruto: *stops smiling and thinks* Should I get you a shorter skirt or dress you up more-

Sasuke: I swear to Kami, if you do that again! *death glares*

Naruto: Alright, alright! *gets off*

Sasuke: *pins him down and smiles* My turn..