A/N: Warning: contains small drug reference, nothing major just Blake getting high on catnip.

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Nora giggles as she carries the tray of brownies she was gonna give to team RWBY. She was planning to prank them, so the brownies had a...special...ingredient.

"Hi, guys! Want some brownies?" Nora said entering RWBY's dorm room.

"Ooh, okay." Ruby replied excitedly.

Her, Weiss, Blake, and Yang grab a brownie and bite into it.

"Pfftt, plehg...what the heck is in these!?" Weiss said after spitting out the odd tasting brownie into a napkin.

"Sorry to hurt your feelings, Nora, but these brownies suck." Yang said grimacing from the taste of the brownie.

"It's....different." Ruby said mouth full of brownie, not wanting to swallow it but also not wanting to spit it out so she wouldn't hurt Nora's feelings.

"Hahaha, I got you guys! The brownies were terrible on purpose, it's a prank. I put catnip in them." Nora laughed.

"Ummm...Blake? Are...are you okay?" Ruby asked the cat faunus.

Blake, unlike the others, had actually ate the brownie. Now she was staring off into space, her pupils dilated. The fur on her ears were puffed and frizzy, and she was purring quietly.

"Pussycat? Helloooo." Yang said waving her artificial hand in front of her girlfriend's face.

Blake's eyes followed Yang's hand as it waved back and forth in front of her face.

"Hehehehe, Yang, your metal hand is soooo shiny...I can see my reflection in it." Blake giggled.

Her giggles continue as she held Yang's hand still in front of her face, looking at her reflection in Yang's palm. Then she starts making silly faces, laughing more and more at each one.

"What's wrong with her? Nora, what else did you put in these brownies?" Weiss asked.

"I only put catnip in it, that's it." Nora told her.

"Guys! Blake's a cat faunus, remember! Maybe the catnip is having an affect on her." Ruby said.

"Oh my gods you guys...I feel...amazing!" Blake said flopping down onto the beanbag chair near the desk.

Giggling and purring, Blake rolls around on the beanbag chair until she's upside down in it. She holds her feet in the air and swings them.

"Sooo...in other words...Blake is high as a kite." Yang said to the others.

"Don't overreact, Blake ain't high." Nora replied rolling her eyes.

To prove her point, Yang walks over to Blake and leans over her.

"How high are you, Blake?" Yang asked.

"Babe, your saying it wrong. It's, 'Hi Blake, how are you.'. Your so silly, Yang. Hehehe, my silly girlfriend, I love her. I love you, Yang. Come here, give me kisses." Blake said giggling and making grabby hands at Yang.

She grabs Yang's face and pulls her down, kissing her face all over.

"Okayyy, yeah...she's baked." Nora agreed with Yang.

When Blake came down, she was very hungry and ate nearly everything in the kitchen.

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Marrow was in the training room fighting some holographic enemies.

"Wow, Marrow, you broke Clover's record." Elm said.

"I did?" Marrow asked excitedly, tail perking up.

"Yeah, see." Clover said, showing him the score on his scroll.

"Good job, kid." he added giving the dog faunus a pat on the head.

Involuntarily, Marrow's tail wags vigorously. Once he realized what he was doing, he grabs his tail and holds it still.

"Sorry about that." Marrow apologized shyly, blushing.

"Don't apologize, it was adorable." Elm chuckled.

Marrow gives the woman an, "Ah, shut up." type of glare.

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Ruby and Yang was showing off their dog, Zwei to the Ace Ops.

"Aww, he's so cute." Elm cooed.

Suddenly there was a sound that sounded very similar to a vacuum cleaner. Zwei immediately jumps into Ruby's arms trembling, whining, and whimpering.

"Oh, Zwei, it's okay, don't be afraid." Ruby said petting the corgi's head.

"Haha, Ruby, look." Yang laughed pointing towards Elm.

Ruby looks to where her sister is pointing and sees Marrow on top of Elm's shoulders, trembling, his tail tucked between his legs.

"What? That noise was scary." Marrow whined.

Everyone then bursts into laughter.

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Hariet walks into the kitchen after a long training session. She sees Marrow happily eating from a box of cookies and decides she wants some too.

"Hey, Mar, mind if I take a couple?" Hariet asked sticking her hand into the box.

"Wait, they're not..." Marrow said as Hariet stuck two cookies into her mouth.

Hariet's eyes widen the second she realizes the cookies in her mouth tasted funny. She immediately spits them out into the sink and rinses her mouth out with water from the faucet.

"What the h*ll were those!?" Hariet asked Marrow.

The dog faunus doesn't verbally reply, he simply turns the label of the box towards his teammate revealing the box to be dog treats.

"Wtf, man, why are you eating dog treats?" Hariet asked.

"Because they taste yummy." Marrow shrugged before stuffing a treat into his mouth.

His female colleague rolls her eyes and shakes her head as she exits the kitchen.

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Clover is sitting on a bench outside conversing with a little black bird perched next to him. He was talking about the Ace Ops's recent paintball match.

"...and then Elm nails Vine right between the eyes. Haha, he still has a bruise there...it kinda looks like a third eye." Clover tells the bird.

"Hi, Clover, whatcha doing?" Jaune asked walking by.

"Talking to Qrow." Clover answered.

"Hey, babe, there you are." Qrow said walking up to the bench Clover was sitting on.

"Wait a minute...I thought..." Clover replied confused looking back and forth between the bird and his boyfriend.

"If you're here....then...who have I been talking to for the past two hours?" he asked.

"I think that's just a regular bird, babe." Qrow laughed patting Clover's shoulder.

The Ace Op leader groans and puts his head in his hands, feeling like an idiot.

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A/N: LOL, I think this book is just basically gonna be like my own version of RWBY chibi.