First off. Kouhai and wife number three made me aware that I finally have 400 followers.

WOOO. Maybe I should have a contest. That will be decided in coming chapters.

Now. First off. Id like all of you to know.

I'm Italian.

But I'm British cuz my passport says I'm British.

Italy made the mafia. I'm proud to call myself Italian.

They also made food.

Unlike some fools who only know pizza.

THEY MADE LASAGNE. OMFGGGG. LASAGNE IS LIFEE. THEY ALSO MADE SPAGHETTI. AND PASTA. AND RED SAUCE. AND STUFFF. AND SOME GOOD TIRAMISU.

So fuck England. I'm Italians bitches.

Now to cuss American history.

A good portion of my high school life did I learn about shitty American history.

You fuckers bombed japan.

Nuf said.

Did I also mention TWICE.

also you guys call black people African American. I heard it's rude to call them black people over there right?

But to be fair what would be call them here. African British. That sounds wrong.

Even tho I'm not fully black I still am an "African British"← that's not even a thing. It's made up!

I like Kennedy. He was a nice guy even tho he was assassinated. Poor guy.

When I first heard of Martin Luther king I legit thought he was an ACTUAL king. Don't judge me. We have a monarchy in England.

So did you guys actually kill all native Americans or at least a big chunk of the population...???

Who knows. Of course that's not considered mass genocide in history books. =_= right?

Of course the world loved America. Without America. We wouldn't have atomic bombs. I'm so glad. Others might not be. But me, how else am I going to threaten mangakas to make yaoi canon.

The one thing we hate is y'all butt in to everything

Of course that's not the citizens fault. It's your shitty government. So I don't blame you. But i do like Michelle Obama. She's a nice gal.

Of course I plan on coming to America one day. Cuz you guys are lucky.

Japanese movies like naruto the last were premiered in some cinemas in America! Wtf. Japan forgot about Europe!

Also Korean pop idols go America.

Everyone forgets Europe. We made America!

Anyways. I don't hate America. I just feel bad for you since your government makes you look really bad.

Don't worry. Once sasu takes over the world. (And universe) I'll make everyone happy.

Yaoi for everyone. And we can't forget STRAIGHT SHIPS AND YURI

After all. I have many husband who aren't real. That are from anime. But then I have four wives. I forgot. Who's the fourth?

Oh it's genininja123 I didn't forget you!

Love you all. And without you. I wouldn't have last airbender!

To all those non Americas who read this. (We secretly love them but we act like we don't. After all. Britain is you ally...

In wars)

See ya. This was a pointless update.