*keeps hands totally down... and not in anyone's private parts*

Aloha my young children, wives, that one husband and other friends who are also creeps in every way possible. HARHARHARHARHAR.

So today is another day.

(Last veek was pervy jaxson bday)

Omg so basically, I really have nothing to say at the current moment. But let's be spontaneous with words.

So the other day. I had to go out. But there was a football match around my area.

I have never seen so many white English folk in my area. The pubs were packed and I could smell the fish and chips. And it wasn't even Friday. 0-0

The cute part was I saw some granddads taking their grandsons to the football match. And I was like "awe" in my head obviously. I think. Maybe that's why people gave me weird looks. Cuz I did it out loud.

And then there were dads with the little kids and they has packed lunches and stuff and I was like-zzz. "Ooooo"

Football is a religion in dis crappy continent I like to call Europe. I suppose it's called soccer in other places... Anyways here, if you don't like football. You are a worthless piece of trash,

or so the English say: "blimey. Ya don' like football, you avin a laugh. I'll bash ya fookin 'ead, I sware on me mam"

Does anyone need a translation to what that says XD.

"omg, you don't like football. Are you joking? I'll bash your f***ing head. I swear on my mother"

Anzywayz- supposedly the Tokyo ghoul I watched was censored =_=

Whyzzz doe?

So there's an uncensored version with all gore and stuff! I wanna watch it but that would mean rewatching Tokyo ghoul. And I ain't going through that shit again.

Also FT latest manga. Mavis and Zeref in my eyes have a teacher-student relationship. Not romantic. If it is romantic. I'd be creeped out cuz she's eternally and forever 10! And he's like 16/17- (400 years old but he looks young)

So haikyuu be getting anoder season.
Woop woop.

We need some more seasons in here. We need some more seasons in here. *crickets*

Last year when it came out I caught up to episode 17 then I forgot to finish it. So I shall rewatch it when season two is coming out.

Also Noragami: is coming out October. Yay! If it's filler? Bitchezzz will be killezzzzddd

And this new anime called one punch man. People tell me it's good. I shall be da judge.

Also there's a lotta hype on this other NEW anime that's out called gangsta. It's like on episode six so I'll check it out when it's actually finished.

Also doesn't the word new looked better in capitals. NEW- makes it look fancier.

Today my dad came back from Sweden.

And he got me a jacket. ;-; this jacket it's those big winter ones except this one goes lower than my knees??? Why?

I ain't ever wearing thatzzzz

I don't wanna be mugged: I look like an old lady. To be fair who'd mug me with that jacket.

So around my area. Well right next to my house. (Down the roadzzz). There's this park.

I found it quite unfair- well basically. The park is right between these two main roads. And there's this path that's really wide split right through that park (kinda like a 'H') but only police cars can go through. Like we have to go round and they just be like

"ooo, fancy we go take this old car and fucking drive right through the park. Who cares if people walk down that path or that other people have to suffer. Hahahaha"

Police guys can't do that. That's unfair.

Alsozzz. Where I live. There's these estates around there. (I be livin in a house. Don't worry) They're pretty famous estate. Negatively. Bad people live there. My nan lives there. ^_^

So if you see anyone, teen or twenties, riding a bike with a small Nike or Adidas satchel bag thingy

They're are selling drugs.

They also probably live there. And they sell around the park. No wonder the police take daily strolls with the cars right through the park.

Simplezzzz

This is such random shit!

Asuri likes France. Asuri likes fishcakes. Asuri likes monkeys. Asuri likes to walk dogs. Asuri likes non-existent characters. *cough*Gareki*cough*

Sorry. I really wanted to see how that would work out. Since imma only say Asuri when referring to Asuri. No more pronouns bitches. (Wait, is a name a pronoun?)

Who da fuck hoes.

***Knows I mean.

0-0 awkward!!

Question of the shitty day: what time is it for you right this fricking second?

Me 18:49 GMT

Btw if anyone uses twelve hour clock I shall slap them or cuss them in English. Or Swahili. That's If I knew any Swahili. I'm not even Kenyan.

Never even been Africa. I haven't left Europe!

Cry for me!

Bu-ba-bye
You little pieces of shit!