Mavis x Zeref is canon

Fuck everything!

The ship sailed. At some point in FairyTail history that ship was sailing. Probably will sinking and still is sinking.

They made out.... DAFUCK!?!?

Here I thought it was more a family thing or something 

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Anyways today was my first day

And I stole a pizza

0-0

So basically all of lunch today was free. So I wasn't hungry. So I stuffed two pizzas slices (that were the size of half a whole pizza- three times the size what they fed me in high school) in my bag after wrapping it in tissue.

I'm 16 I am allowed to steal pizza. It's legal. It was free. Fuck you haters

And I swear this school is messed up

So home room, form whatever it's called. When you get registered at the start of the day. You have a class full of people your age right

This is Hogwarts

It's people in your House group not you age or year group!!

So me a year 12 is in the same form as a year 7- and they are like 11 years old. Along with year 8s till year 13? Even people a year older than me. So long as they are in your house. They are in your form.

Da hell is this school.

And the year 7 since it's their first day get ties and have to do this thing were they fully get accepted to the school and they are given ties and the tie colours are all different and it's basically the sorting hat except a human does it.

0-0 I go to Hogwarts school of human shit and stupidity

What else happened today

(Forget what happened in the last chapter. I was high! "I would only go to school full of good looking men? And maybe women?" What did I smoke?)

The school building was all new and stuff and the day was okay...

but I was on the second day of my period.

The worst day!

Awkward as fuck! Me who's leaking has to pretend nothings happening.

Boys are lucky I swear. For two reasons.

You act hard in front of someone and they are best friends

All the boys were in massive groups. All besties. And they only met today.

Gotta admire that and the fact that they don't get periods. Lucky dickheads

I don't know what this post is. I swear.

HEY YALL. ITS WEEKENED NOW.

WOOP WOOP.

ANYHOES BUY BITXHES

I mean- goodbye young friends.

^___^