First things first:

I have a problem and that is...

INEEDTOSTOPSHIPPINGCHILDREN

it's a serious problem

So I must of watched Ponyo (that anime film) and there's this five year old boy called Sosuke and a five year old fish/chickenfrog/human girl called Ponyo.

So I started shipping them.

And what's worse is. A second ago as I was looking up their hug scene...

"Ponyo and Sosuke..."
Under it
"Sosuke and Ponyo lemon"

THEY ARE FUCKING FIVE THATS SICK!!!!!

Also same with this movie called Spirited Away (amazing movie btw)

Main girl. Main boy. OTP. Idc if they're 10! Get married.

I love straight ships when it comes to children.

(Also yaoi and yuri kids are also amazing. But what's the probability that I'll find a movie about that)

Remember when I said I'll dabble in the yuri world.

Regrets! Cuz I went into the wrong world.

Sidenote: what's the difference between Yuri/Yaoi and Shonen Ai/Shoujo Ai??

So this anime Aki Sora...

It had "side" Yuri.

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But it's actually Incest.

Dot. Dot. Dot. 0-0

FUCKING BURNED MY EYES. OMFG WHAT DID I WATCH. IT WAS DISGUSTING. HENTAI ON POINT!!!

So this boy who's a twin. (No. Not twincest) is actually with his older sister. Man, the bitch gives him a handjob in the kitchen!! And his twin sister is sleeping in the living room.

They had sex how many times in this 30 minute ova.

The twin sister likes this girl who has a crush on the twin brother. They have scenes but it's explicit. It's kissy kissy scenes. But the other two.

They actually fuck each other.

I committed myself to the full thirty minutes. There's another OVA. I ain't watching that.

I don't think I'll be able to go to Yuri for a while since I watched something that wasn't Yuri but straight incest. My eyes are dead and dull...

My life? What's life?

Urghggghhhhh.

(I found out what pegging was today...)

Also. I realised. That sting and rogue manga thing. It's during the one year time skip thing. So stingyu means nothing bitches.

Next time I'll show you how Laxus looks after time skip.

Laxus was never one of my husbandos.

But seeing him now with his slicked back hair and his perfect face and his op-ness.

Welcome Laxus. You now me husband.

Demon slayer Gray is something I wouldn't mind raping. ^___^

Natsu when he goes into his ultimate power form (it shall happen one day. I'm waiting for it) I'll fuck him then too!

I shall become the FT whore! Jk! (Probably. . .)

I think everyone should go watch Karneval because I want someone to write me a Yoreki. I'm being indirect here. You know who you are!

Question of the day: I need a crack ship. Just cuz I want one. Last time I saw a crack ship was kid x ciel. Oh wait. It was actually rin x natsu.

When I first heard that I thought asuri meant free! Rin. So I was like... I know she loves both these characters but is she high? Then I found out it was rin from blue exorcist. Like that makes it any better.

So who can give me the craziest "existing" crack ship!??

Anyways. I must go and find some Rin x Nagisa doujinshi...