A/N: I finally decided to carry on with this. This story is of course called "Playing Cupid". I hope y'all enjoy.

"I'm all fired up!" His bellow echoing the guild hall like a mighty dragons roar. He jumped off the table, he happened to be standing on and got into a fighting stance. He glared menacingly at his opponent.

"I'm ready flame breath!" Gajeel came barreling down the hall with his fist held high, Iron coating it as a make-shift shield but also to amplify his attack.

Natsu dodged easily and parried the attack with a kick to the chest. Unfortunately for Natsu, he didn't predict that Gajeel would encrust his chest with Iron and that hurt Natsu a lot. Although he wouldn't start crying, it would tarnish his reputation as a man. Especially with Elfman watching.

Natsu held up his chest and arched his back as he sucked in the air, he took a step back. He glanced over to his target and a smirk possessed his lips as he opened his mouth and let fourth the attack.
"Fire Dragon: Roar!!"

Sadly enough for Natsus attempt to get revenge. He didn't notice Gajeel getting into the same exact stance.
"Iron Dragon: Roar!!"

The two attacks that were sent free smashed into one another at the exact same moment. Neither of the two opponents gave in. The roar was held onto for some time till they were both blasted back. Right through the walls. Opposite ends of course.

Gajeels back side was the only thing inside the wall. The rest of his body was sticking out and his legs flailing in the air. The wall looked like a shell for him since he reminded everyone of a crab.

Natsu however was complete opposite of that. Everything but his underside was hidden behind the wall.

"Dayum! Natsu has got a fine ass!" All eyes turned to look at Gray. He dropped his fork and shook his head vigorously as pasta fell from his mouth. He of course didn't say such vulgar words.

Mirajane however, held up her hand to indicate those words has escaped her mouth. A smirk was plastered on her lips as she winked at Natsu, probably his butt since his face was lodged into the wall.

The double doors of the guild exploded with a "BAM!" as two twin dragon slayers strolled in. Rogue and Sting. Obviously the latter was the one who caused the wreckage.

After some effortless tugs from Erza, Gajeel and Natsu were both free. Sure there pride was damaged but at least not all of it.

"Aloha Fairytail! It is I... Wait, you obviously know who I am. Why should I announce that!" Sting chuckled to himself as Rogue rolled his eyes at the idiot.

"Sting. Rogue. What brings you two dragon slayers here?" Asked Makarov who magically appeared from thin air. The master had a creepy smile painted over his lips and his eyes glistened as they drifted over to MiraJane who was bent over, picking up some trash from the floor.

"Well, we just came by-" Rogue, like always, attempted to explain the circumstances and Sting like always, interrupted.

"We here to set up our Senpais!" Sting said proudly. He puffed out his chest and grinned earnestly like a child who won a prize.

"Your Senpais? Gajeel and Natsu?" Makarov asked with his eyes bulging out of his head.

"Yep!" Sting continued to smile whilst Rogue held the bridge of his nose. He was muttering loudly about "stupid idiot" and "doesn't go with the plan" and also a "who just goes out and says that?"

"You wanna set me up with Gajeel?" Natsu asked monotonously. "I have standards ya know!"

"Your standards are Gajeel!" Sting replied.

"Kiss my ass! I ain't doing that!" Gajeel yelled. He was dumbfounded that Rogue was here for such pointless issues. He considers Rogues attempts to be futile.

"I apologise Senpai. However the only person who will... how do I put this? 'Kiss your ass' is Natsu." Rogue said in a matter-of-factly tone.

The whole guild exploded with laughter. All but Gajeel and Natsu. There jaws wide open and scraping the floor. There faces were covered in nothing but utter shock.

"You can't give each other a blow job at the same time. One of you will have to close there mouth and bring out there dick."

"I wouldn't mind helping this 'set up' game. I wouldn't mind playing Cupid!" Mirajane whispered to Erza.