Okay so I was thinking about dragon slayers

And I wondered.

Natsu is fire Laxus is lightening Wendy is wind(can she breathe in farts) Gajeel is iron

They are all kinda elements. (The old kind of elements)

Sting is white but he's light dragon slayer and rogue is shadow but that's just darkness and shit.

They are all kinda things that are similar.

Then there's cobra. Poison? DAFUCK?

And whys he called cobra

Cobras spit out poison and stuff-

Omfg I just realised why he's called cobra by writing that last sentence. LOOL.

I see whys he called cobra but why poison? That's so random!

It's not like the cliche elements. No it's something different!

Wait does this guy do "poison dragon slayer roar" or in his case "spit"
Cuz he's a cobra... Hahaha

0-0 I hear dem crickets

Also he has a scar right across his eye.

So this is how it goes.

Kakashi- (from Naruto) has a scar across his eye. He has the sharingan when he opens that eye

Zoro- (from one piece) also has scar after time skip. I predict that the mangaka will steal the sharingan and zoro will one day open his eye and get the sharingan.

Cobra- (from fresh prince of magnolia) he will also gain the sharingan for he is an uchiha. Cobra Uchiha. One of the last uchihas alive in dis world. (Not including Sasuke and his daughter)

All dis will become true bitches

Moving on. Goku is really short for a guy ya know. So is Naruto-166 cm and then there's Natsu. His loud mouth makes up for his height. (Ichigo is still taller than dem all)

Last chapter in FT I saw Makarov's dad. He was one of the founders of FT

That's not the point. That guy is actually good looking and stuff. And he's not a dwarf. I don't know how HOT GUY over here made not so hot Makarov.

And then Makarov made Ivan. Who's butt-shit-ugly

And then finally the god of smexiness- Laxus

Recently he looked like some boss of a mafia group. He's super and way more powerful and HES GAINED MORE HOTNESS (does that even make sense)

What creeps me out is he's gonna destroy freed in bed

That asshole will be torn to shreds.

Such a random comment.

But seriously.

Jellal being one of the hottest character. Along with demon Gray. (I would rape him ten times over) sting and rogue. Rogue being hotter these days. I can't even...! Urgh!! Natsu looks hot with long hair.

Natsu cried once when he lost (actually now he's cried two times) to Gildart. In the manga he looked adorable but then the anime he was still cute but his face looked like one of them Russian dolls with a lot make up. His blush was so round and perfectly sized and his tears... DAHELL was wrong with da kid?

Lucy ain't shit no more. She's got this power that's kinda upsetting. It's like Erzas requip but with her celestial spirits. So she kinda turns into Sagittarius. (No she does not have a horse head)

Does that mean we will never see Loke again? (I know someone else we shall NEVER see again...;-;)

Juvia is still creepy... Sadly... =_=

If she wasn't I would maybe ship it. Ya know (gruvia) but jucy ftw

Anyways- the_doge_obsession

Remember when you said you'd magically dominate me.

I figured out a way. It's called pegging (and it's freaky af) but if that's what it takes to make you da bitch. I shall do it!

Actually no I won't do it. Cuz that's weird.

Question of the day: how far can you stick you finger up your nose?

B-by-bye