I looked up the words "American biscuits" ew gross!!!!

That ain't a biscuit. That's a pastry.

The image: analysis.

top left one is rich tea. It's amazing.

Then next to that is the amazing custard creams. They have custard in between hence the name. Love them.

Next to that is a chocolate digestive. My life.

The bottom far left is something that I've seen and tried but... what is it. Me and my bros call it chocolate custard cream. That's not it's real name.

Next to that is a hobnob. Haven't tried them in a while.

And the far right is a malted milk biscuit. They're delicious!

Yeah. I know my biscuits!!!! Sadly the main biscuit is not on there.

A digestive. Why? Cuz there too awesome and classic. And stuff.

I'll show you that another time.

Just remember that whatever the hell that was, when I looked up American biscuit. That would probably taste nice. But how dare it be called a biscuit.

And cookies are something else. They're more round and thicker. And most of the time they have chocolate chips. Over here. If they don't got chocolate chips they ain't a cookie.