1) that fanfic I just read! I don't wanna know about twitching dicks

2) certain yaoi smut moments. I read this a while ago. Did ya know a guy can stick his tongue down the other mans AŚŚHÖLE!!!

3) knowing my parents had... Ya know. Nah. My parents prayed to god to make me. I'm perfection after all.

4) the word 'gay' I call them homosexuals or men who like other men. I dislike the word gay. I don't hate gay people obviously. But the word sounds funny. XD. Like it used to mean happy. So you can't run off and say "hey I'm feeling gay today!" You just can't. Well some of you guys can. Lmao

5) my friend once explained thoroughly what I might do to so called "CHOCO-chan" if you remember her. The part that made me cringe was the images that flashed through me head. Choco Chan was right next to me as my friend told us what we might do. She sat with her usual emotionless face till we got to the part were my fingers end up going deep into the abyss called her vagina and them my tongue went in as well! WHAT THE FUCK! And at some point we were scissoring. The whole class went quite the whole time. Even my MALE English teacher. AWKWARD

CHOCO Chan literally fell of her chair. Ain't so emotionless now hey? But the thoughts were quite frightening.