To the seven wonderful men in the world who constantly remind us to love ourselves and who have helped us in many ways, we would have never imagined, happy 7th birthday BTS

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Seokjin wasn't very convinced, but nonetheless, he still walked out of the artifact store after he had completely forgotten why he even went to the artifact store.

As he walked, he noticed his nephew walking in the direction that he was coming from. Walking alongside him was a pink-haired boy who Seokjin guessed was the human that Jungkook shot with the love arrow.

"Yoongi," Seokjin greeted as the said male was approaching.

"Hi Seokjin, this is Jimin-"

"The human who's sexually attracted to because of Jungkook?"

"I...well...yes and no. Yeah, Jungkook shot the love arrow, but neither of us knew that Jimin would become sexually attracted to me," Yoongi explained. "So it's not all Jungkook's fault."

"Of course it's Jungkook's fault. You wouldn't be here babysitting this human if it weren't for him. Why are you even defending him?" Seokjin asked as he glanced at the human who had his arms wrapped around Yoongi like a leach.

"Jungkook is my best friend, why wouldn't I defend him? Besides, I told you, neither Jungkook nor I knew that Jimin would be sexually attracted to me."

"Yoongi, let's go back," Jimin whined as he pressed his body against Yoongi's side.

Yoongi jolted away, but Jimin quickly grabbed him again and wrapped his arms and the young god's waist. "Wow, your waist is so tiny."

"Jimin, don't touch me like that, especially while we're in public."

"So what you're saying is that I can touch you how I want when we're alone?" Jimin asked as he smirked.

Yoongi's eyes widened. "No, that's not what I meant and besides, you need my consent to touch me like that."

Jimin pouted. "But Yoongi, I love you."

Yoongi shook his head. "Jimin, you don't love me. You're just sexually attracted to you."

"Please Yoongi, I want to show you how much I love you."

"No Jimin," said Yoongi before he turned back to Seokjin. "I was going to see Jungkook, to see if he could help me with something."

"How would Jungkook help you?"

Yoongi didn't want to tell Seokjin about Jungkook's secret especially after he promised Jungkook that he wouldn't tell anyone. What kind of best friend would he be if he told Seokjin?

"I don't know, I was just hoping he would be able to help me somehow."

Seokjin scoffed. "Yeah, good luck with that."

As they began to walk their own separate ways, Seokjin suddenly remembered his conversation with Jungkook.

"Hey, Yoongi?" He called out as he turned around.

Yoongi turned as well and he walked back up to Seokjin. "What?"

"Did you know that Jungkook and Taehyung are dating?"

"What? They're dating?" Yoongi asked confused.

"Who's Jungkook and Taehyung?" Asked Jimin, confused as well. "Yoongi, why can't we date?"

"Jimin, you're just sexually attracted to me. Our relationship would be toxic if all you wanted was sex."

"So you didn't know that they're dating?" Asked Seokjin.

Yoongi shook his head. "I don't think they're even dating."

"What makes you think that?"

Maybe because Taehyung accidentally bought a cursed object from Jungkook that turned his family into stone and Jungkook has no choice but to help because he doesn't want to get into more trouble than he already is?

"I just know. Jungkook didn't mention anything about him dating Taehyung either."

"Well, they are. I just came from the artifact store. Taehyung was there and so was Hoseok. Taehyung had Jungkook pinned against the wall and it looked like they were about to kiss."

Yoongi's eyes widened. "Woah, really?"

"Yoongi, why don't you pin me like that?"

"Jimin..." Yoongi sighed not knowing what to say to the human.

"Yeah, really," Seokjin said as he ignored what Jimin had said. "Hoseok said they were shy and didn't want anyone to know about their relationship. I'm guessing when they said no one they really meant no one, including you. I thought he was your best friend."

"He is my best friend. Jungkook had told me but told me not to tell anyone. I wasn't going to say anything to you, but since you know, well, I guess I can't hide it anymore," said Yoongi as he smiled. He totally lied. He didn't know what was going on between Taehyung and Jungkook, but Hoseok must have lied for them for a good reason.

"Oh, so is Hoseok friends with you guys as well? I've been seeing Hoseok spending time with Jungkook and Taehyung. They're always there when I go to the artifact store too," said Seokjin as he raised an eyebrow confused.

"It's thanks to Hoseok that they're dating," Yoongi lied again.

"Oh, well, I hope Jungkook helps you in whatever he can if he can," Seokjin said as he glanced at Jimin. "I'll get going now."

Yoongi nodded before grabbing Jimin's hand and taking him to the artifact store.

"Wow, your hand is so warm and soft, Yoongi," said Jimin and for once Yoongi was happy that Jimin didn't say anything sexual, but then he was quickly proven wrong as Jimin then added, "I wonder how they'd feel around my di-"

"Don't even dare finish that sentence."

Jimin closed his mouth as Yoongi opened the door to the artifact store. It was empty except for the three males behind the counter.

Hoseok stood at the register while Taehyung and Jungkook seemed to be doing some research as they flipped through pages in the books they were looking at.

"So, I ran into Seokjin," he said as he approached the counter. "He said that Taehyung was pinning Jungkook against the wall and it seemed like they were about to kiss that you guys are dating or something."

"Hoseok made up the lie," Jungkook quickly said. "It's one of the worst lies I may add."

Yoongi nodded. "I figured once Seokjin told me that you guys didn't want anyone to know about your relationship and he seemed confused that I didn't know, but luckily, I have your back and I lied for you. I told him that I did know, but I was just pretending not to, but since he knew, there was no point in lying anymore. I figured that you guys must have made up that to hide your search on that cursed artifact."

"Yoongi, you're the best," said Jungkook as he ran around the counter to hug his nephew.

Yoongi smiled. "I wouldn't tell Seokjin, but I did lie to him about something else."

"What?"

"He asked me about Hoseok and why he's always with you guys when he sees you, so I told him that it's thanks to Hoseok that you two are dating."

Jungkook glared at Hoseok. "Yeah, it's thanks to Hoseok that Taehyung and I now have to pretend like we're in a relationship now."

"I'm not happy about it either," said Taehyung. "But now that I think about it, how were we supposed to explain the position we were in? I'm sure you wouldn't want to tell him the reason why Hoseok and I are even here in the first place."

Jungkook rolled his eyes. "Whatever, I just hope I don't run into Seokjin, or else I'd have to fake date you."

"I wouldn't even want to fake date you."

"Guys, please don't argue again," Hoseok pleaded.

"Again?" Yoongi asked.

Hoseok nodded. "They were arguing earlier which was how Jungkook ended up pinned against the wall."

"Not gonna lie, but that's hot," said Jimin.

Yoongi sighed. "Jungkook, please help me. Not only is Jimin touching me in intimate places, but he has no filter. He keeps saying a lot of sexual stuff."

"I don't know how to help you. I'm not even going to risk giving you an artifact. It could be cursed," said Jungkook.

"After you're done helping Taehyung and his family is back to normal, can you help me then?"

Jungkook nodded before hugging his best friend again. "I'm sorry, it's my fault you're stuck with a horny human."

"Jungkook, it's not your fault. "You didn't know that Jimin would be sexually attracted to me."

Jungkook sighed as he stepped away from the hug. "After I help Taehyung, I promise I'll help you."

Yoongi nodded before smiling. He headed towards the door, holding Jimin's hand once again. "See you at home Jungkook," he said before he exited the store.

"You know, that Jimin guy was kinda cute."

"Shut up Taehyung, let's get back to researching," Jungkook said as he went back behind the counter and continued where he left off.

Taehyung smirked as he turned to Hoseok. "You can't lie, that Jimin guy was cute, right?"

Hoseok shrugged. "I suppose, he has some nice lips, but I like Seokjin. He has nice lips too."

"Eww, don't even talk about my brother's lips," Jungkook said as he scrunched you his nose.

"I think your lips are nice too, isn't that right, Taehyung?"

Taehyung's smirk grew wide. "Yeah, I agree with you, Hoseok, Jungkook has some nice lips too."

Jungkook sighed as Taehyung teased him. He couldn't believe that they went from pinning each other against the wall to becoming all shy. Then, arguing again to Taehyung talking about his lips.

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I literally wrote this whole chapter in a car in an hour and on my phone