Meanwhile...

Thomas walked along the dirt road in between two broken down villages. Hey, wasn't this inhabited by people before it sunk? He thought. How is it the same size as me right now?? Were the villagers small? God, where's those reels???? He searched every house he passed by and still no reels. Jesus Christ, where are they?? He thought. They have to be around here somewhere. Then, he found himself at the end of the island. Huh. I really came a long way, have I? He thought, walking towards the edge of the island. Wonder if the reels fell off the island.

Thud!

"Augh!" Thomas yelped, as he ran into an invisible force. "What the hell?" He tapped an invisible wall like structure blocking the way off the island. "What the actual fuck??" He cried. He walked alongside the wall with one hand on it, then, he started running with both hands on the invisible wall. He stopped running and started to bang on the wall. "What the hell is this???" He cried in anger. He suddenly looked around as the wall began to vibrate. It was an invisible dome surrounding the island. "OH, COME ON!!" He shouted in utter rage. He started to run the direction he came from. I gotta tell the kids! He thought. They'll need to know this!

Meanwhile...

The South Park kids, along with Mr. Krabs, Pearl, and Squidward, hung around waiting for SpongeBob, Patrick, and Thomas to return with Stan playing Go Fish with Squidward on the ground, Pearl sunbathing, and Mr. Krabs walking around in circles waiting for SpongeBob.

"You got any threes?" Stan asked.

"Nope. Go Fish." Squidward said.

"Oh, where could that boy be??" Mr. Krabs asked in concern. "He's been out and about for who knows how long?!"

"Huuuuh! Huuuuuhhhgh!!" SpongeBob appeared, walking exhaustively. "Mr.........Mr. Krabs!"

"SpongeBob!" Mr. Krabs gasped, running up to SpongeBob. "Where have you been, lad?? Did you find the mermaids??"

"I....I........." SpongeBob fell to the ground, exhausted.

"SpongeBob?!" Mr. Krabs gasped. "Oh, lord, he's passed out. What he needs to get his energy back is a krabby patty." He dashed to the pile of rubble they came out of and found a krabby patty. Then, he rushed to SpongeBob and fed him the krabby patty. He quickly got up with a big smile and exclaimed, "Ohhhh, YEEAH!! That's what I'm talking about!"

"Ah, good to see you're- Wait." Mr. Krabs gasped. "You're right here. YOU didn't make that krabby patty. And PEARL didn't! That means.........Plankton! He's taken my secret formular and made himself krabby patties!"

"Who??" Kyle asked.

"Plankton is my arch ENEMY, son!" Mr. Krabs said. "He's been trying to steal me formula for years and has never succeeded!"

"Don't you think you're overreacting, Eugene?" Stan asked. "You HAVE to have it stored away somewhere safe, right? Like maybe a SAFE?"

"The little rascal is clever, Stan." Mr. Krabs said. "Which is why we have to get back to Bikini Bottom and STOP him! So, boyo! Did you find out how to get off this godforsaken island??"

"Well," SpongeBob started, "based on what the mermaids told me........there's no way out."

"Oh, really?" Mr. Krabs said. "Well, we'll just see what they have to say to ol' Mr. Krabs. I am SMOOTH with the ladies."

Later...

"So, there's really no way out of this place?!" Mr. Krabs whined, as he talked to the mermaids.

"But, I really gotta get back to the Krusty Krab to stop me arch nemesis from ruining me business!" He continued whining.

"TNOP, Grandpa!" The purple mermaid said in a stuck up tone.

"Oh, ho, ho!" Eric cheered. "Cheapskate got seriously BURNED!"

"You should, like, talk, fat kid." The blue mermaid said, also stuck up. Kyle burst into laughter.

"Okay, that's enough!" Mr. Krabs snapped. "What does tnup mean??"

"Totally not our problem." SpongeBob said, chiming in.

"Oh, and P.S.," the purple mermaid said, holding Patrick with her fish tail, "here's your creepy pink friend back." She then proceeded to throw him onto Patrick.

"Looks like we're stuck here forever." Stan pointed out. "Guess we'd better make this our new home. You girls okay with us renting a house here?"

"Like, we don't care." The blue mermaid said. "Just as long as you don't bother us."

"Where are you guys?!" Thomas called out, climbing up the hill. "Ugh! I could use a little fucking help here!" He climbed to the top of the hill with Stan and Kyle pulling him up. "Jesus fuckin' Christ, how did you guys all climb up this stupid hill?!?" Thomas cried in exhaustion. "Anyway, you all aren't gonna believe this, but we're fucking trapped here! There's an invisible dome surrounding the island and we're practically stuck here!"

"NOOOOOOOO!!" Mr. Krabs cried, collapsing to his knees. "Plankton's gonna destroy me business!"

"Will you forget about your stupid 'business' and help me figure out a way off this goddamn island???" Thomas shouted.

"Like, what's THIS dude's problem??" The purple mermaid asked, catching Thomas' attention.

"Oh, Jesus Christ, mermaids ARE real!" Thomas exclaimed.

"Told you!" Stan said, causing Thomas to glare at him. "Anyway, how did you know there's an invisible dome surrounding the island when you couldn't see it?"

"Well, for one thing, I felt it." Thomas pointed out. "And I could see the damn thing vibrate as I was touching it. We're trapped here!"

"That's like, totally what we said to these dorks here." The purple mermaid said. "We can't be expected to help you guys go back to wherever you came from cause that's TNOP."

"What the hell's a tnup??" Thomas asked.

"Totally not our problem." SpongeBob said.

"Uh, yeah, it IS your problem cause you stole the reels of that Antrum movie!" Thomas snapped. "Now, if you don't mind, give it to us so we can figure out a way off this island."

"What the hell are you talking about???" The purple mermaid asked. "We, like, sing to our heart's content to bring stuff here wherever we feel like it, but we don't pay attention to what we steal. So, how would we know what happened to your movie??"

"You DON'T know where Antrum is??" Thomas asked, eyeing the purple mermaid. "Are you telling me we came all this way here just to get that specific answer???"

"Exactly, barf bag." The purple mermaid said.

"Oh, for Christ's sake, just tell the guy where Antrum is!" Kyle argued. "YOU brought us here, so you owe us!"

"Ugh, as IF!" The purple mermaid said snobbishly. The other mermaids agreed.

"Now, listen here!" Thomas snapped. "I'm a fucking adult and you're just a bunch of stuck up teenagers, so you'd better do what I say or else!"

"Or else WHAT??" The green mermaid asked.

"...............Look, don't ask me hard questions!" Thomas snapped. "God, what are we gonna do...? I need to think..."

"Daddy!" Pearl said to Krabs. "Can I go to the mall??"

"The mall??" Mr. Krabs replied. "But, Pearl...!"

"I wanna go to the maaallll!!" Pearl pouted, as she started crying.

"I'm gonna go fucking ballistic if that girl doesn't shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW!!" Thomas screamed. The mermaids looked at each other.

"Like, what's a mall?" The purple mermaid asked.

"Huh?? You seriously don't know what a mall is??" Pearl asked, confused.

"I'm SERIOUSLY serious." The purple mermaid said.

"Well," Pearl started, "the mall is, like, only the most awesome place to get all the best, super-coolest, glitterishly fabulous new stuff you want!"

"Now, what kind of explanation is THAT, Pearl??" Thomas asked.

"Oh, I'd like to see you give a better explanation, old man!" Pearl argued.

"With fuckin' pleasure!" Thomas said, turning to the mermaids. "A mall is a series of buildings that contains several stores where you can buy whatever the hell your teenage minds want." Pearl stared at him with a mischievous smile. "..........................Look, it's a teenage paradise for someone your ages, okay??" Thomas concluded.

"Really?" The purple mermaid asked.

"No way!" The blue mermaid said.

"We wanna go to the mall!" The rest of the mermaids said with joy.

"Oh, DO you??" Thomas replied.

"Uh-huh!" All the mermaids answered happily.

"Well, allow me to ask you a question in the most calmest, most laid back way possible." Thomas began. "HOW THE FUCKING HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WHEN YOU GIRLS WON'T HELP US FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS FUCKING ISLAND???!!!" Everyone stared at him in shock. "YOU brought us here and now, we're fucking trapped!" He continued aggressively. "We come to the sea looking for a cursed movie we'll probably never find and now, we can't leave ALLLLL thanks to you brats!!"

"Thomas, that's enough!" Stan intervened. "You agreed to this mission and that's why we're here!"

"Think about it, Marsh!" Thomas argued. "I wouldn't have agreed to this and we ALL wouldn't have come here if it weren't for those mermaids!! THEY took Antrum and caused panic in our fucking country!! And to top it all off, I'll never see my family again!!"

"Thomas, there's no need to panic." Patrick said.

"And, why's that??" Thomas asked.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........" Patrick droned, lost at thought. ".....Sand."

"Look, YOU girls brought us all here cause you're all SELFISH AND FUCKING UNDISCIPLINED!!!" Thomas screamed, pointing at the mermaids. "Thanks to you, our country is in FUCKING turmoil once again!!"

"Okay, you need to take a chill pill, dude." The purple mermaid said. "You're, like, totally freaking out."

"Oh, I'M freaking out????!!" Thomas screamed. "All I'm simply doing is observing how we're gonna be stuck here forever and probably starve to death thanks to you selfish fucking bitches!!" He then turned to face the South Park kids and SpongeBob and his friends. "And, what about the rest of YOU??" He continued. "YOU will lose your business, YOU will lose your happiness, and YOU will never see your parents again!! Doesn't that MEAN anything to you???" Everyone stared at Thomas like he was a maniac. "Look, I need to go, I can't fucking deal with this right now!" He snapped, as he stomped off. "Aaaah!!" He yelled, as he fell off the cliff. He got up and continued stomping off and screaming, "FUCKING GODDAMN IT, SHIT ASS FUCKING WHORES!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK...!!!!" He sweared, as he took off while everyone stared at him in shock.

"....Like, what's HIS problem??" The purple mermaid asked.

"Millions of things, dude." Stan said. "Millions of things..."