【warning: swearing, duh】

Okay ladies and gents, here's a little story time + my raging arrogance + my fragile insecurities all rolled up in one short and sweet update! Let's get this shit rolling!

So I was looking for well-written fan-fictions (cause I'm trash, you guys know this) and came across a forum that mentioned this thing called 'Sturgeon's Law' and I was like who's fucking what? (Not legit fucking like the frick frack but ya know)

Anyway, I checked it out and pretty much the gist of it is this dude Theodore Sturgeon said that "Ninety percent of everything is crap".

「break to mention me almost spilling my ramen on my laptop as I wrote that smh」

And I kinda had an existential crisis because of that guys! Like, holy shit! I have never, ever, opposed something with so much vigour whilst simultaneously agreeing with it... Ever! (Have I mentioned ever?)

Imma break my stupid thought process down for you guys. 

One minute I'm puffing out my chest all like "Nah son, I'm practically a Goddess and everything I do is as radiant as God's shit. Don't be a jealous basic bitch." 

Then the next I'm staring at a wall blankly with "Holy shit he's totally right. I'm literally a garbage can and everything I do is the trash," running through my head.

So I'm basically this shit simultaneously because I just wanted to read some fan-fiction:

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welcome to my life fam (fml tbh)