FIRST EDITION

1. Bitch if I don't have the cash in my till to give you cash out do not, DO FUCKING NOT, be a bitch ass hoe. I have to do cash drops to keep the money in the till below $400 whilst having enough notes and coins to supply change. Furthermore, I AM NOT A FUCKING ATM BUT THERE'S LITERALLY ONE 10 METRES AWAY FROM HERE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

2. I'm sorry if your cigarettes aren't in stock rn, but it ain't my fucking fault that you smoke the most basic ass cigarettes like everyone else. How about you try not smoking those, you get the same chance of getting cancer by listening to yourself mkay bye.

3. Excuse me but if I just put fucking 50+ groceries in the bag it means you have time to get your damn money out. I make sure to serve you as fast as I can so you can leave earlier and I can get onto the next customer. I MAY HAVE HAD A CHAT WITH YOU BUT
IT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU HOE FUCK OFF ALREADY.

4. Okay but those people that pay $30 in anything less than $1 or $2 coins are fucked. Especially when they pour the fucking pile on the counter and say, "There's $30 there," and then glare when I count it. Like bitch there could be $15 or $45 here idfk. AND WHEN THEY'RE UNDER AND THEY CHUCK A HISSY AND MAKE ME RECOUNT IT LIKE ASS PAY THE EXCESS OR LEAVE YOUR SHIT HERE YOUR CHOICE.

5. LASTLY, THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CHECK THE FUCKING PRICE TAG CORRECTLY AND MAKE ME WALK THROUGH THE STORE TO TELL THEM THEY READ THE WRONG FUCKING ONE LIKE OMG BIRCH SEE YA NUH UH!

BYE