The title of this is both sarcastic and not for two completely separate reasons. 

I'll start with the sarcastic reason. I "woke up" cough cough actually never slept cough cough before my sister this morning and I didn't want to wake her up so I was tip toeing around my house and making sure everything I did was extra quiet. 

It was around eleven when I thought that something was up because the latest my sister ever wakes up is eight. I go in and check her room and she isn't there, and then I realise that my sister left at five this morning to go to our cousins and I've just been sneaking around an empty house for hours like some fucking retarded ninja.

Anyway, moving onto the non sarcastic reason. Like I said, I haven't slept for over thirty-something hours so I needed a pick-me-upper. But I'm not very big on coffee, nor will I probably drink an entire coffee, plus I wasn't bothered to make one. Normally when I feel like that I just make a mocha but I'm too lazy to make a proper mocha so I did something else.

I got all the powder and shit for a full sized, normal mocha, boiled the kettle and only poured enough boiling water in there to fill a shot glass. At this point I realised I made a mocha shot but I remembered that "Hey, shots are supposed to have alcohol right?" So I ended up pouring another shot worth of Jack Daniels Whiskey in there and downing it in one go.

Due to popular demand (manufrxcture wanting it) here's the full recipe.

➢ you will need:
　⋄ 2 tsp of Coffee
or adjust according to taste 
　⋄ 2 tsp of Chocolate Powder
or adjust to taste once again
　⋄ ½ tsp of Sugar
any kind and adjusted to taste
　⋄ 1 tsp of any alcohol
completely optional

➢ directions:
　① Boil your water in any way you wish.
　② Combine dry powder evenly in a mug or cup.
　③ Pour enough water in to dissolve powders.
　④ Stir vigorously until all is dissolved.
　⑤ optional: Add chosen alcohol and CHUG!

I am a genius for I have made the perfect energy boost for any occasion that can be used for any time slot and effort limit. 

#lightllevelgenius