Karasuno High School

Anji: *enters clubroom* Guys, what's taking you so long? Daichi's waiting for- *sees Kageyama* you.

Kageyama: . . .

Anji: What the heck!? Kageyama, are you okay!?

Kageyama: Uh... It's actually-

Anji: *runs out of the clubroom*

Kageyama: *looks at the 2nd year duo* *shrugs*

Noya & Tanaka: *shrugs*

At the gym

Anji: *enters gym* Waaaahhh!!! Daichi-saaan!!!!

Daichi: H-Hey! Anji, calm down!

Anji: Kageyamaa!! He's-

Daichi: What happened to Kageyama?

Anji: He's puking flowers!!!

Everyone: *gasps*

At the clubroom

Daichi: Kageyama, are you alright?

Kageyama: Yeah.. It's just-

Daichi: I'm glad it's nothing serious. Phew.

Kageyama: *raises index finger* Actually-

Tanaka: Have you guys heard of Hanahaki disease?

Anji: Yeah. I've heard of it. The victim will start coughing flowers when they find themselves in a one sided love.

Noya: So, Kageyama, who're you in love with?

Trio: *looks at Hinata*

Hinata: What?

Kageyama: . . . *sweatdrop*

Anji: *goes behind Hinata and places her hands on his shoulders* You know what, Hinata-kun? You should confess your love for Kageyama-kun before his condition becomes worse~

Kageyama: It's not really-

Hinata: H-Hey! *blushes madly* I have no feelings towards Bakageyama!! He's so scary and dumb and acts before thinking-

Kageyama: What did you say, dumbass!!?? You're the airhead one here!!

Anji: Actually, it's the both of you...

Hinata: Well, y-y-you're the coward one!!

Kageyama: Who're you calling a coward!? You're the coward here!

Hinata: Oh yeah? If you're not a coward, then go out with me!!

Kageyama: Sure!! If that's what you want, Hinata boke!! Wait. What?

Hinata: Wat

Kageyama: Wat

Hinata: *explodes* I-It's nothing, I swear! I-I-I-

Kageyama: *blush* Dumbass... When do you want to do it?

Hinata: What!?

Anji: Aww.. That's sweet~

Noya: Yeah! Mission accomplished! *high five with Tanaka & Anji*

Kinoshita: Captain, I have a confession to make. Those three shoved a bunch of flower petals to Kageyama and choked him hard enough to make him cough to make it seem like he's coughing flowers.

Daichi: You knew about this all along?

Kinoshita: *gulp*

Daichi: Nishinoya Yu, Tanaka Ryunosuke, Kamasaki Anji, let's have a talk outside.

Trio: *gulp* Uh oh.

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