Anji: Welcome to Mind Games! We will be asking random questions to our dear Haikyuu!! characters to test their IQ. Today, we have the Karasuno first years!

Hinata: Hi!

Yachi: Hi.

Kageyama: Hi...

Yamaguchi: Hello!

Tsuki: Tch.

Anji: For the first question. What do dogs usually tell the cats when they meet?

Hinata: How many lives does the cat actually have?

Yachi: Why are they so sweet?

Yamaguchi: Why are they chasing mice?

Tsuki: Go away. I hate you.

Kageyama: Arf Arf.

Hinata: ...

Yachi: ...

Yamaguchi: ...

Tsuki: ...

Anji: You're awesome. Next question! How will you put a giraffe in a refrigerator in three steps?

Hinata: In three steps?

Yachi: I don't think that's possible.

Tsukishima: This is a waste of time.

Yamaguchi: Get the giraffe, chop it, and put it in?

Anji: Wrong. Kageyama, do you have an answer?

Kageyama: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Anji: Correct! Only a true genius can answer the questions on my list. Next question. How can you put an elephant in a refrigerator in four steps?

Yachi: Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door?

Hinata: But that's only three steps.

Yamaguchi: Maybe we should chop it first.

Tsuki: I don't care. Who in their right mind would put an elephant inside a fridge?

Kageyama: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the door.

Anji: That's brilliant!

Everyone except Kags and Anji: ...

Anji: Next question. The lion invited all the animals for a party in the jungle. Everyone came except one. Who and why?

Hinata: The crow? Because he's fighting a cat?

Yachi: Or the cat because he's fighting a crow?

Yamaguchi: What about the eagle and the owl?

Tsuki: Tch.

Kageyama: The elephant because he's in the fridge.

Anji: Correct!

Tsuki: What the-

Anji: A photographer has to cross a river where crocodiles are swimming. How will he do it?

Hinata: Call Tarzan.

Yamaguchi: Find a boat?

Yachi: Walk on the land instead?

Tsuki: Kill himself.

Kageyama: Just swim across it. The animals are in a party.

Anji: Kageyama-san sure is awesome. Next. Let's pretend that you are the pilot of an airplane. The airplane might fall any time. The only way to stop it is to throw something away. What will be that thing?

Yachi: The luggage.

Hinata: I will sacrifice my life.

Yamaguchi: Can I make an emergency landing?

Tsukishima: Kageyama and Hinata.

Hinata: Hey!

Kageyama: The refrigerator since the elephant is in there.

Anji: Nice one Kageyama-san! Okay. Last question. Kenma-san was walking to school when he suddenly died. What happened to him?

Hinata: No! Not Kenma!!! What will happen to Nekoma!!??

Yachi: Calm down Hinata-kun!

Yamaguchi: Hinata!

Tsuki: Tch. Idiot. Kenma-san is not dead.

Hinata: How can you be sure!!??

Tsuki: You really are an idiot.

Anji: Wrong! Kageyama-san, what is your answer?

Kageyama: The fridge fell on him.

Anji: Correct! Because of that, I'll treat you some yogurt! This ends the Mind Games! Stay tuned!

Hinata: ...

Yachi: ...

Yamaguchi: ...

Tsuki: Tch.