Virat Kohli 

"Nushkie, how could you say something like that so calmly? Ro is going to flip when he finds out! Think it through, he's not just going to be mad, I am sure he'll probably come after me with a cricket bat or something! I'm doomed, doomed! No, scratch that, he'll definitely kill me. And I am bloody young to die!"

"I know this is unexpected, Ro, but Nushkie- shit I-I mean Anushka and I, we didn't do this to mess with you. We just... we just fell for each other. So, can we at least get through this conversation without any cricket bats involved?"

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Anushka Sharma

"Vi, stop laughing! Oh my god, this is a nightmare! Please tell me this is not actually happening. Ro is going to have a heart attack when he finds out—heck, I might have a heart attack first! I don't even know if I'm ready for this!"

"Ro, I swear I didn't plan this. I was just trying to keep my dating life away from the public eye. I didn't expect my boyfriend to be your best friend."

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Virushka 

"I've never been the kind of person who practices religious rituals, but now, for her, I find myself learning all the prayers just so I can share these moments with her."

"His hug feels like home, warmer, safer, and more comforting than any place I've ever known."

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Rohika

"They're both unbelievably clueless and stupid in their own unique ways and brilliantly clever in their own unique ways as well, but rarely is any of that brilliance useful. Because, they are just extra double stupid and chaotic when they are together, Ritsy."

"Honestly, I understand that you both kept this a secret from Ro. But, I don't know whether to be mad that you two kept this a secret from me also, or just impressed at how clueless you both were! And I'm not gonna lie, I don't know, if I should be excited for your love story or brace myself for the inevitable drama."

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It Feels So Good To Fall In Love,

But How I Fell I'll Never Know,

The Way We Kiss, The Way We Touch,

For You, My Heart Will Never Go.

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 [Bold-Vi, Italics-Nush, Bold Underlined- Ro, Italics Underlined- Rits]

★★★

"You know, I've never met anyone who can be so serious about cricket and yet laugh at the silliest things."

"Well, I've never met anyone who can be so graceful on screen and still trip over their own feet while walking."

"Touché! But seriously, I like this—us. It feels... effortless."

"Effortless is exactly how it should be. With you, everything just falls into place so naturally, like we've always been destined to be together. Being with you feels like coming home, where everything is just right.

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So, I was thinking... How do you both think we should tell, Ro?

"You want the truth, Riti? I think we should just do it. Over a nice dinner, maybe after he's had a few bites and is in a good mood."

"And if he isn't?"

"Then we offer him dessert before dropping the bombshell, Nushkie."

"You know, Anu and Vi, the longer you guys wait, the more dramatic it will be when you both finally tell Ro."

"So Riti, like...invite Ro to a fancy dinner and then casually drop the news?"

"You mean over biryani? what if Ro chokes on his food due to the shock of the news?"

"It is better he chokes on the food rather than he chokes me to death, Nush."

"Vi, you do realize that he is my brother and if he senses something's up, he'll skip the biryani and go straight for grilling you."

"I hope, Vi, you know that is my husband you're talking about."

★★★

"Ro, Uh... do you have any concealer or something?"

"Why, Vi? Forgot to buy your girlfriend a gift again?"

"No, it's not that. I need to cover something up."

He tugged his collar down slightly, revealing a purplish hickey that had bloomed across his neck.

"Bhai, did you two install vacuum cleaners in your mouths or what?"

Ro rolled out of bed and rummaged through his "emergency" makeup bag. Moments later, Ro tossed a small pouch at him with a flourish.

"What the—! Dude, I just need one concealer, not a full-on makeup kit! Why'd you hand me the whole bag?"

"Abey, idiot, that hickey looks less like a love bite and more like a wound. So, if you're planning on hiding that thing, you're going to need more than a concealer, my boy." 

★★★

"YOU KNEW THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS RO's SISTER?!?!?"

" YOU KNEW THAT MY SISTER IS VI's GIRLFRIEND?!?!?" 

★★★

"You know, this is all your fault, right?"

"Oh really? How's that?"

"You made me fall in love with you. So now, shut up and handle me. I am a mess with which you have to deal with, Mr. Kholi!"

"Well, if loving you means handling the most beautiful mess, then I'm all in. Because loving you is the best kind of madness, and worth every bit of it, Ms. Sharma."

★★★

"Keep the jacket on, Vi. You're coming with me." 

"Where are you taking my man, Ro? I like having Vi around so I can see him."

'She called me her man.'

"Stop blushing, you cheesy monkey"

Virat tried to shush Rohit with a few urgent hand gestures, but Rohit was having none of it. Ignoring Virat's desperate attempts at silence, he turned to Anushka with exaggerated exasperation.

 "He's blushing because you called him yours." 

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Look, who is back with another book, on her one of the fav couple...ME...well welcome to another story by me, in which CHAOS is there in all capitals lmao. I was gonna publish this earlier, but then was busy with my uni things, so yeah. Also, grab your popcorn and settle in, because with each twist and turn, the chap becomes more hilarious. 

Do let me know your thoughts on the aesthetics and the dialogue.

XOXO!