*Music plays in the background*

Daddy Pen: Weeelcome to Daddy Pen's Late Night Show!

*Audience gives a round of applause*

Daddy Pen: Today is indeed a very special day. Can you all guess who's coming with us here in the studio?

*Audience shouts various names of the Cupid Rhymes With Stupid (CRWS) cast*

Daddy Pen: I can't hear you!

*Audience screams louder*

Daddy Pen: That's better. *claps hands and holds them together* Welp, yes! You're right! My six eccentric, whimsical babies are stepping in our show toooniiight. Are you all excited?

Audience: YES!

Daddy Pen: I bet you do, so without further ado, let's give a warm welcome to the main cast of Cupid Rhymes With Stupid!

*Renzo and Sabrina barge in, racing against each other to take the middle sofa*

*Xander follows the two heterosexuals (in question), shaking his head*

*Zach walks behind his brother, tugging Xander's sweater while fidgeting upon seeing the crowd*

Daddy Pen: Awwww. Look at our Baby Zach. So shy. So cute.

Zach: *Responds while walking* No-no. I'm not shy...

Daddy Pen: Aww—sh*t. What happened? *looks down and sees Emperor Markus punching his shoe*

Markus: No one dares to embarrass my mother!

*Leuther enters, rolling his eyes upon seeing Renzo's smug face on the sofa*

*Ythan walks in, wearing an Armani black tuxedo. The room temperature suddenly drops*

Daddy Pen: I-I-I thought you aren't coming?

*Ythan glances at Daddy Pen and takes a seat beside Leuther on the left couch*

Daddy Pen: O-okay. *Sweats profusely, trying to regain his usual enthusiasm* Wow! We are finally compl—

Little D: Arf! Arf! *Enters the studio and leaps onto Zach's lap*

Audience and Daddy Pen: Awwwwwwww.

*Ythan smirks*

Daddy Pen: Now that everybody has already settled down, I would like to ask about how everyone is doing?

Renzo: *Fixes bowtie* I'm still awesome despite the meetings I have to attend. Though it's tiring to jump from one project to the other, spreading the salvation that my new technology could offer, my body is still in good shape. My six packs are still intact. *lifts suit to flaunt his abs*. I mean it's only me who can do this job. I—Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

*Sabrina is crushing Renzo's foot with her stiletto*

Sabrina: We are all good, right guys? *bats eyelashes*

*The crickets start to sing*

Sabrina: RIGHT, GUYS?!

Zach: Ye-yes we are! Yes we are, Jiejie!

Daddy Pen: Well... That's good to hear. And oh wow! Leuther is really lookin' good in his outfit. Can you please stand and turn around for everyone to see?

*Leuther rises and twirls with his Maroon velvet blazer in one hand and a striped scarf clinging his neck*

Audience: Ohhhh! *eyes sparkling*

Leuther: Thank you. This scarf is handpicked according to my fiance's taste. *Smiles at Ythan*

Daddy Pen: *clears throat*. What can you say about Leuther's outfit for today, Xander?

*Beside Zach on the right-most couch, Xander is staring dumbly at Leuther's leggings*

Zach: *Whispers to Xander* Ge, you are being asked by Daddy Pen.

Xander: Oh? What is it?

Daddy Pen: I said do you like humps, bumps, and lumps?

Xander: *Has no idea of the words.* Yes, I do?

Audience: LOL

Daddy Pen: *Snorts and turns to Zach* Oh my gosh, Zach. How is my baby? I'm so excited to see you again! With Xander beside you of course...

*Before Zach can answer, Little D barks at Markus who's banging his head against Leuther's thigh*

Audience: CHANGE SEATS! CHANGE SEATS! CHANGE SEATS!

Daddy Pen: *Wipes the sweat gathering in his palms* O-okay. May I request Sabrina to sit beside Ythan instead, and Renzo to sit beside his brother?

Audience: NOOO! We want Zach beside Ythan, and Leuther beside Xander!

Daddy Pen: *Glances at Leuther* Awwww. I'm sorry, but we can't do that. We need to—

Audience: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Producer: *Speaks through Daddy Pen's earpiece* Do it, Ele! Our ratings will rocket even higher!

Daddy Pen: *Swallows saliva looking at Leuther* I'm in so much trouble... But YOLO. *Turns to the camera* Well, who am I to disagree? Ythan and Xander, please switch places.

Audience: Ahhh! Skxksmskskwkwiwkwwj!

Leuther: Always lock the door in your bedroom, Daddy Pen.

Daddy Pen: I surely will... Hehe. *Scratches the back of his head*

*After Ythan and Xander switch places, one fujoshi lies unconscious on the floor*

Daddy Pen: Geez. Please calm down, people! *Looks at his six babies on the three sofas in front of him, and takes a deep breath* Let's start, shall we?

*The guests nod*

Daddy Pen: Let's have a warm-up first and break the ice! I've prepared a little game called 'Would you rather'. Among the two options, you should only choose one. Alright?

*Audience shivers in excitement*

Daddy Pen: To Renzo, would you rather be stung by a scorpion, or be slapped by a lion?

Renzo: Slapped by a lion. *Remembers something in the past*

Daddy Pen: Sabrina, would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin?

Sabrina: What the hell?

Daddy Pen: Yes. Hahaha.

Sabrina: Not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin. Boys and the thing dangling between their legs. Urgh!

Daddy Pen: Xander, would you rather NOT eat your five favorite foods for an entire year, or ONLY eat your five favorite foods for an entire year?

Xander: Only eat my five favorite foods for an entire year.

One gay audience: What are your favorite foods? I can deliver them to your doorstep everyday! Ahhhh!

*Xander is dumbfounded*

Daddy Pen: Leuther, would you rather be with the person you love the most, or be with the person who loves you the most?

Leuther: Be with the person who loves me the most.

Daddy Pen: Zach, Would you rather have three hands or two mouths?

Zach: *Presses a finger against his lips* Tw-two mouths, maybe?

Sabrina's Inner goddess: Kinky.

Daddy Pen: Y-ythan, would you rather be on top... or at the bottom...?

Ythan: Top.

Daddy Pen: Thank you so much. Very easy, right? Now let's climb a notch higher and ask a thought-provoking question. If one day you'd wake up with a million yuan in front of you, what would you do with it?

Renzo: Save it for my future projects.

Sabrina: Pay the freakin' contract and leave Collins Technologies. *Eyes Renzo* Sorry, not sorry.

Xander: Use the money to keep the orphanage running.

Leuther: Give it to Xander. *smirks*

Zach: I-I think I would... *Bites lower lip*

*Audience stares at him seriously*

Zach: I'd sleep again so it would become two million dollars when I wake up the second time... *Shifts on his seat*

*Awkward Silence*

Daddy Pen & Audience: ZACH! YOU'RE THE BEST! HAHAHAHA!

Daddy Pen: How about you, Ythan?

Ythan: Spend it to find someone.

All other people in the studio: *Gasps* Who?

*Ythan gives no reply*

Daddy Pen: I have another fun question. If you could be a letter in the English alphabet, what would you be and why?

Renzo: 'I' because 'I' am the most important person in this world. *Smirks*

Sabrina: I will be 'U'.

Renzo: Why? Because 'U' and 'I' are meant to be? *Wiggles eyebrows*

Sabrina: Hell no! Wake up from your sleep, Mr. Collins. U stands for Uranium which I could use to eradicate your non-existent world.

*Renzo and Sabrina conduct the death-stare contest again*

Leuther: I would be 'L'. The nickname, Ele should've been mine in the first place. *Eyes Daddy Pen*

*Xander mentally takes note*

Daddy Pen: Don't give me that look, Leuther. Your nickname sounds cool.

Leuther: Too long and inconvenient...

Daddy Pen: Blame your parents. Who would name their child Eleutherius and Allurenzo? *Laughs indifferently*

*Leuther and Renzo glared at Daddy Pen*

Daddy Pen: *Feels the four eyes cutting his throat* Sorry...

Xander: I would go for A. It stands for Alpha, and it suits me the most.

Leuther: *Turns to Ythan* Then my fiance would definitely be O. He's the all-knowing 'Omega' after all. In that case, Xander would be my first, and Ythan would be my last.

Most audience: Kill that bitch! OJfjeiwisidnddj!

*Ythan opts not to answer the question and notices Zach twiddling his thumbs*

Ythan: Zach? How about you?

Zach: M-me? *Looks at Ythan* I-I could be 'T' or 'V'.

Ythan: Why?

Zach: So-so I can always be next to 'U'...

Daddy Pen and audience: Dead!

Daddy Pen: *Revived by the goddess of BL* There's always this one question that's been bugging me for a week already. If you would be given a chance to be a different person in one day, who would it be and why? You can only choose among the six of you.

Renzo: Definitely Ythan. He can rule the world if he wants to. *Shrugs*

Xander: Probably Renzo. Having a talent like his would really help the orphanage.

Renzo: *Bows head* My pleasure.

Sabrina: Xander... minus the brain, please. He can pulverize any people.

*Xander gives Sabrina a quizzical look*

Zach: I-I want to be Ythan.

Sabrina: *Whispers to Zach* Because you want to see his donkey, don't you? *Giggles*

Zach: He has a donkey?

*Sabrina laughs out loud*

Daddy Pen: Oh... You don't know, baby? Hahahaha.

Zach: I-I just want to be as strong as Ythan. *Drops his head*

Ythan: Then I need not be anyone but me. *Ruffles Zach's hair*

Xander and audience: *Gasps* When did he start to get touchy with Zach?

Leuther: Is it bad that I want to be as weak as you even just for one day, Zach? *Smiles at Zach*

*Zach meets Leuther's gaze not knowing what to say*

Daddy Pen: *Clears throat* Uhmmm. That was interesting. *Laughs awkwardly* Anyway, let's now go the questions asked by your aunties. This one is aimed to Renzo from—

Renzo: Pffft. Bring it on. However please remember that I can only answer one question from one of my millions of fans. Other's time is gold, but mine is diamond.

Daddy Pen: Uhmmm. Only one person asked you.

Renzo: ...

Daddy Pen: These questions are from an_abstract. What's your education? As you call techne wife and she calls you hubby, what shall we assume of your sexuality?

Renzo: Sexuality is a very broad and complex concept. This involves a variety of chemical compositions ranging from hormones down to atoms. With that being said, our DNA... *continues his explanation for 30 minutes*

*Audience falls asleep*

Daddy Pen: Renzo, excuse me, but let's get straight to the point. I assume that you are technosexual with all of your love with technologies, right?

Renzo: Technosexual comes from the two words... *continues mumbling without caring if someone is listening or not*

Daddy Pen: Sabrina, care to share any coffee recipes to slay the enemies?

Sabrina: *Flips hair* A pint of wisdom. One teaspoon of sauciness. Two tablespoons of confidence. And three cups of savageness. Don't forget to put an exotic beauty on top too. *winks*

Daddy Pen: Ahhhh. For Leuther, can you brief us about the things going on in your grey matter? Your auntie noticed that your moods, actions, and words are in different wavelengths since the beginning.

Leuther: Are they? *Raises eyebrow* Unfortunately, I didn't notice those things. People should stop figuring things out and just enjoy my performance. You would only lose your own mind trying to understand mine.

*Audience murmurs*

Daddy Pen: Xander, this will be one sensitive question, so I hope you won't mind.*Whispers the question* Do you have feelings for Zach?

Xander: *Knits eyebrows* What kind of feelings are you talking about? All I know is that Zach is my little brother who constantly needs love and protection. *Turns to Zach* All I know is I love him so much. So much that I'm willing to die for him.

Audience: AWWWW. Give me a man like Xander!

Leuther: *Looks at Xander's bulging sweatpants* You can't find another man like him.

Daddy Pen: *Whispers again* How about for Leuther?

Xander: Leuther... *Avoids Leuther's gaze beside him* My feelings for him... will soon explode...

*Audience murmurs in the background*

Daddy Pen: Xander, ca-can I ask if you're like you know, gay or something.

*The atmosphere tenses especially around Zach and Sabrina*

Xander: I-I don't know. Maybe as long as there's a hole, then I could be anything?

One male audience: Pick me, Xander! I have six holes!

One girl audience: No! Pick me! I have seven!

*Xander is dumbfounded*

Daddy Pen: These questions are for Zach.

*Audience screams*

Daddy Pen: *Clears throat* Auntie Sydney book_love29 wants to ask about your sexuality, Zach.

Zach: M-my what? *lips trembling*

Daddy Pen: Your... sexuality. *Heart is breaking, staring at Zach who looks like a pitiful kitten*

Zach: *Glances nervously at the audience and at the people beside him.* I-I think I—

Ythan: To the person named Pen and Sydney, it's inappropriate to ask questions like that. You should know better.

*Daddy Pen and audience silently looks at each other*

Daddy Pen: I-I'm sorry, young master... Sydney, you're so gonna get it! But-but I really need to ask this to Zach. Describe Ythan in three words. *spits the words as fast as lightning*

Zach: Uhmmm. Generous. Uhmmm. Gentle. Uhmmm. Ha-handsome.

*Xander lays his heart on the floor like a crumpled piece of paper*

Sabrina: *Gasps* Didi, you never mentioned 'handsome' to Xander or to any man before.

Zach: I-I did not? Well, gege is handsome too.

Daddy Pen: Only after being pressured? *facepalm* Now I have one general question for all of you.

Sabrina: Wait! Where's Ythan's question?

Daddy Pen: *Gets phone and scrolls through the Wattpad's comment section* I think no one dared to ask him anything.

Audience: *Vigorously nods head* Who would dare? LOL

Daddy Pen: Without explaining anything, what song describes your life at this particular moment?

Xander: Counting Stars by One Republic

Sabrina: Roar by Katy Perry

Leuther: Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim

Zach: Go The Distance by Michael Bolton

Renzo: Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Ythan: Fix You by Coldplay

Daddy Pen: Nice! To everyone who's watching right now, make sure to listen to the awesome songs mentioned by my babies. Who knows? You'll finally find the answers to your questions. *winks*

*Audience is saving the songs in their playlists*

Daddy Pen: To wrap up this interview, your auntie an_abstract is curious about what you feel for me as your Daddy Pen.

Sabrina: You should give me more screen time, Dad! Everyone wants me in every chapter!

Daddy Pen: I-I'll see what I can do. *Rubs the back of his neck*

Renzo: I also need more screen time, and a proper one. You need to show how I created Renzotop, Techne, and every mechanics going on in my latest project right now. Why aren't you showing enough? Do you know that my inventions will be the world's next 'big' thing? It will be a shame if... (blah blah blah).

Xander: I used to love Dad, but I don't know now. He's currently writing things that are uncomfortable for me. He should've stuck in focusing the orphanage to attract more donations.

Daddy Pen: Awww. Don't say that, baby. You know that I always love all of you.

Zach: I-I always feel blessed with Daddy Pen acting as my father. He always peppers me with love and teaches me good things. The truth is... I-I... I-I can't live without my Daddy Pen.

Daddy Pen: AWWWW. *Rushes to Zach and gives him one huge and tight hug* I love you too, baby. You know I always do.

Leuther: *Sniggers* You don't know what Daddy is capable of, Zach. The fact that his pen name is inspired by my name already says a lot of things.

Daddy Pen: Shhhh! Don't ruin my moment with my baby Zach. You're just jealous. *Shows tongue*

Leuther: This pen is really my father... *Remembers the quiet pen in his pocket*

Ythan: You could go back now, Ele. You're hurting Zach.

Daddy Pen: Gosh. Why do people hate me? *Goes back to his seat* Ythan, how about you? What do you feel about me?

Ythan: D-I-S-G-U-S-T.

Daddy Pen: Brat! *Rolls eyes*. I'll take away your hotness... and your happine— Ouch!

*Markus's stinger bores through Daddy Pen's shoe*

Markus: Don't you dare!

Daddy Pen: *Shakes the foot searing with pain* Welp, this was fun... Thank you for watching. I hope we'll still be able to invite my babies next time... if I'm still alive after this. Haha. *Wipes the sweat on his forehead* See you on the next chapter, and hopefully on another interview! Bai-bai!

*Camera fades out with Renzo and Sabrina bickering at the background*