IF I LOVED YOU LESS,
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE
Jane Austen

      Violette Montague has dubbed herself the Savior of the Broken-Hearted! Without her, she knows that no relationship could neither start nor survive at Hogwarts. Violette is thoroughly convinced that everyone would double over and die of loneliness if it wasn't for her— and she's delighted to say that she hasn't been proven wrong (yet), though Remus Lupin seems hellbent on being the one to do so. Violette doesn't know why Remus always insists on interfering with her plans, it's always "Montague, you're so selfish" or "Montague, you're so vain" or "Montague, you're so insufferable sometimes"! Remus Lupin has never cut Violette any slack and it's absolutely exhausting, considering all the good and hard work she's done!

        So Violette has decided to do something wonderful— something so good that not even a tall, pessimistic, messy-haired Remus could get mad at. She's going to befriend Jane Campbell, a shy and meek Hufflepuff girl who's only ever seen sitting alone, and she's going to help her attain love and status beyond her wildest dreams. Jane is plenty beautiful, though too humble to show it— Violette wouldn't have a difficult time helping her in that area. Violette also had a long list of potential partners for Jane, the main one being her very close friend and confidant Elijah Oakwood. Elijah never thought twice about anything that didn't involve quidditch or gossip, though, and was constantly rejecting Violette's attempts at finding him a good match— but she knew she could change his mind.

        Although Violette possesses an infinite amount of talent in the match-making area, she isn't much interested in finding herself a partner. She knows she's picky about the type of people she dates— but she's like that with everything, be it shoes, sweets, music. . . even quills! Violette Montague refuses to use anything besides her trusty sparkly pink quill, and she's starting to believe it's got a couple hidden talents of its own! One day in her fifth year, out of sheer and miserable boredom, Violette decided to start something she now called the Lonely Hearts Club. People would leave her letters signed by strange aliases, begging her for relationship advice and she'd happily oblige them! It's how she gained her reputation and all— and she couldn't have done it without her quill. She held it and it was like this elegant, professional advice came pouring out of her!

        Now, as she enters her seventh year, the Lonely Hearts Club is at it's peak. With her current project Jane Campbell occupying all her time, she couldn't answer the piles of letters left at Ravenclaw Tower, so she held monthly tea parties and met with a different group of students every full moon. Or, if they preferred, they could request to speak to her in private— though Violette never seemed to have much time for that either. The only person she could find herself always making time for was Remus Lupin. See, it was hard not to, although all he ever did was lecture and bore her, she loved to tease him. It was her all-time favorite hobby, and the one she was the best at.

        To make a long story short, Violette Montague is an absolute saint. She is an angel on earth, doing great and fantastic deeds, and the world would surely perish if she didn't maintain it as well as she did. And everyone seems to agree! Everyone but Remus Lupin, that is. She can't help but think that maybe, just maybe the source of all Remus' bitterness is the fact that he's never dated anyone himself. Sure, he's had a fling here and there— Violette even walked in on him making out with someone in a cupboard at a party before, but he insisted that he was way too drunk to remember it. For someone who ate so much chocolate, he was so very sour.

       But that's all part of the fun, isn't it?

Sofia Bryant   Violette Montague

Charlie Rowe Remus Lupin

♡ THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB ♡

Lana Condor  Jane Campbell
Booboo Stewart   Elijah Oakwood
Maxence Danet-Fauvel   Florian Lemieux
Sydney Sweeney   Felicity Lemieux

Avan Jogia  Sirius Black
Gavin Leatherwood  James Potter
Jack Kilmer   Peter Pettigrew
As Described  Lily Evans
As Described   Marlene McKinnon
As Described   Mary MacDonald

A/N:    (this is my original authors note from WAAAY back when i first published this but everything still applies!:))

WELCOME ALL yes it's me I have watched emma (2020) like 7 times within the past two days so i HAD to write this!!!/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this heavily takes inspo from emma (duh) and clueless (duh) but i added sum plot points n stuff to make it a lil different ;) tho i love making parallels HEHE like violette is obvi cher/emma, jane is tai/harriet, etc!

dedicated 2 my loves protectremus &buttonmoons  & circeology  for letting me talk to them abt this plot hehe I lOVE YALLLLLL (and again to circeology for this BEAUTIFUL COVER I ADORE U<3)

honestly idk what more i need to talk abt UMMM this is generally happy n light hearted but also gets a bit dark at times (duh x3) ! i totally forgot abt remus' whole being a werewolf thing KDHDDJKDK but it's defo gonna be exciting to write abt hehe :))))

ANYWAYS ENJOY HEHE<3