[MARELLA REDEK]

Now, seeing as desperate fangirls were watching their prized ships drop left and right, they had to be a little bit creative. They had to adjust their targets' gender, if you will. To find her next victim, we're heading to the Internet, where we will enlist the help of the gayest websites, ranging from the fluffiest to the absolute angstiest.

Welcome to the fan...

[ALL]

To the fanfic central

Yas, ooh yas, yas queen

Ooh yas, yas

The fanfic central

[KEEFE SENCEN]

Keeper fans all around the world

[BIANA VACKER]

Wrote down all of the ships they adored

[DEX DIZZNEE]

Sokeefe

[FITZ VACKER]

Sodex

[MARELLA REDEK]

And—ew—Fitzphie

[LINH SONG]

Sophie will choose one

[ALL]

But which one will it be?

[KEEFE SENCEN & DEX DIZZNEE]

The love triangle

[FITZ VACKER & MARELLA REDEK]

Was Sophie's downfall

[BIANA VACKER]

No one wants a ship that will really happen

[ALL EXCEPT LINH SONG]

So what, Sophie's probably straight as a line?

[LINH SONG]

At least all your fanfics are gay by design

[ALL]

Ignore homophobes, you'll be fine

We'll make this rainbow a real sign

So just say 'yas' and please don't whine

[BIANA VACKER]

'Cause now you're in the fan

[ALL]

In the fanfic central!

Yas, ooh yas, yas queen

Ooh yas, yas

The fanfic central

[DEX DIZZNEE]

We must make sure they stay in character

So they're not just a gay caricature

[MARELLA REDEK]

We know what all the best gay ships are, lulz

To base your story off

[LINH SONG]

Yas, it's wonderfulz

[KEEFE SENCEN]

For the blonde hair, then you just add a magical ingredient

[FITZ VACKER]

Name is Tam Song

[BIANA VACKER]

For the girls, any combination

[ALL]

We can't guarantee they won't call it an abomination

Ignore homophobes, you'll be fine

We'll make this rainbow a real sign

So just say 'yas' and please don't whine

[BIANA VACKER]

'Cause now you're in the fan

[ALL]

In the fanfic central!

Yas, ooh yas, yas queen

Ooh yas, yas

The fanfic central

[KEEFE SENCEN]

The time has come for the fangirls to select their poor target, fated to a lifetime of unrequited Sophie lust.

[LINH SONG]

May we present Stina Heks?

[FITZ VACKER (pretending to be Stina)]

Sophie, get the hell away from my page, creeper. Why are you even reading this, weirdo? Barf emoji.

[DEX DIZZNEE]

No? Well, never mind, half the fandom's shipping her with me anyway.

[MARELLA REDEK]

Okay, next!

[DEX DIZZNEE]

Your fandomness, may we present Maruca Whose-last-name-we-don't-know?

[LINH SONG (pretending to be Maruca)]

Just a minor character trying to gain some fans. Hashtag Sophie's kinda hot, hashtag no homo though.

[BIANA VACKER]

No?

[KEEFE SENCEN]

Okay! Who's next?

[MARELLA REDEK]

Uh-

[LINH SONG]

Marella! Great! Your turn!

[KEEFE SENCEN]

Your fangirlness, your shippingness, your stanningness! We are honored to present to you Marella Redek!

[DEX DIZZNEE]

She's really hot! Also, super nice! All-around awesome! And the fandom has captured her exact personality, too! Definitely! 100%!

[LINH SONG]

Yay, great, okay, cool! You guys, they chose her! And let me just say, you'll DEFINITELY not be disappointed.

[FITZ VACKER

Oh, no need to thank us, the pleasure has been ours—

[ALL]

In the fanfic central!

[BIANA VACKER]

The fanfic central.