Puns [Female]
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You sat down on your usual spot, waiting for a certain someone. You patiently waited and waited until you heard a certain voice.
"Hey, you there?" He asked you.
"Yeah. I'm here!" You said with a smile.
"You ready for some more punny jokes?" he asked you as he stood up and leaned on the door.
You shook your head and smirked.
"Bring it on" you answered as you challenged him.
He chuckled and smirked as he nods his head, accepting the challenge.
"You go first" He told you as he readjusts his hoodie.
"Fine, Why do you think Chickens look at their egg when it's about to hatch?" You asked as C/N snorts.
"Why do they?" He asked you, holding a laugh.
"Of course, that's because they are eggcited" You said as he snorts.
"Okay! Okay! Knock knock!" He said as you looked at him, smiling.
"Who's there?" You asked him.
"Boo" He said as he grinned. You shook your head and chuckled.
" I already know this one~" You cooed and he laughed.
"Not fair!" He pouts and laughed and soon, you joined in.
You looked at the room you were in and smiled. You took some candy on the table and ate some.
"What are you eating?" He asked you.
"A candy" you snort.
He then laughed and said
"Sweet or sour?" He asked you, smirking.
"Sweet" You said as you took another one in your mouth.
"Okay! Wait, I got one!" He said with a happy tone.
"Are you a candy? Cause you got some sweet-" He said as you interrupted him.
"Don't you dare say that! Btw, that's not a pun! That's flirting!" You said as your cheeks soon turns into a tint of pink.
He laughed and completed the sentence. With a different word, though.
"Cheeks" You then laughed at what he concluded.
"Alright. Do you like ketchup? Cause you really need to Ketchup to me if you wanna win" He chuckled.
"Is your funny bone broken? Cause I noticed that you're feeling kind of bonely all of the sudden." He said as you smirked.
"Do you know what's updogg?" you asked him with a serious tone, trying hard not to laugh.
"What's updogg?" He asked you as you laughed.
"Nothing much. What's up about you?" You then pressed the audio on your phone as it blasted a lot of "OHHHHHHHHH's" and finally laughing.
Of course, he joined in.
"Knock Knock" he said.
"Who's there?" you asked.
"Old lady" then you heard snickering.
"Old lady who?" you asked as you processed the joke.
"Gee, I didn't know that you can yodel" He said as he laughed.
Both of you enjoyed the moment and there were some things that didn't turn out as both of you expected.
"Y/N, knock knock." He said in a nervous tone."
"Who's there?" You asked.
"Go out with" He said
"Go out with you?" You asked him, blushing.
"No. Go out with Beyonce" He looked at you, probably with a "seriously" face and a hint of sarcasm in his voice.
You then laughed.
"Sure." you said as you still blushed.
"Hey. I have something to tell you too..." You said as he fell in silence. You knew that he was mentioning you to go on.
"Knock knock" you said with confidence.
"Who's there?" He said smiling.
"Olive" you said.
"Olive who?" he answered back.
"Olive you" you snickered.
"Olive you too" he said with tears on his eyes.
He knocks and said.
"I'll leave for a bit. I'll be back though" He said as he stood up and looked at the large door and sighed.
"If only that door will open, I'll probably be the happiest guy in the world. I'll see the love of my life for once..." He muttered as he walked away, leaving you sitting on the cold surface, tears brimming on your eyes.
A large door.
Was the only problem that ruined your lives.
Both of you were sitting down, telling knock knock jokes and puns. Everyday.
The only problem is that...
Both of you can't see each other.
You can't cuddle.
You can't kiss.
Both of you can't enjoy each others company.
Since you were both on the opposite side.
Maybe, this is just both of your destiny.
The destiny to be just...
Distant from each other.
To be far away from each other.
To be...
Nothing.
Or is it?
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