Micky panicked.

"She can't find you in here!" he whispered to Mike.

"Why not?!"

Before Micky could say anything, Laura poked her head into the room. She remained just as pale as the last time Mike saw her and, when she saw Mike in the room, her eyes nearly bulged out of her head.

"Micky! You know you can't have boys in here!"

"Mom, I can explain—"

"Not after what happened last time."

So my grandma does lots of research on our family history and stuff and she was able to trace our roots back to freaking 5th century Ireland, where we're descendants of an old Irish king

And now she thinks we might be related to June Carter so now she's doing research on that

Y'know who June Carter is?

Johnny Cash's freaking wife