The whole damn world
Is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed
And who's havin' sex

MASON 'MOON' MEXTON
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Travis, Jamie, and I were sitting in the shop. My shift was over. "Moon," Travis asked. "Where'd you get your nickname?" Jamie immediately bursts into laughter - he went to high school with me, so he knows. "Go ahead," Jamie giggles. "Tell him." "At my senior prom, during 'Blue Moon', I thought it would be a good idea to moon everyone on stage."