//Kinda shitty ones

“ Shush! Supernatural is on! ”

“ If you think i stole it, why don't you ask the first set of people on your list ? ”

“ I-I'm sorry. . .i-i didn't mean to make you upset. . . ”

“ Is winking flirting ? ”

“ Okay, okay, I'm not mad but...WHO BROKE MY 3,000$ GUITAR ?! ”

“ I gotta stop leaving my phone here without a password. ”

“ I didn't punch her in the face, I high-fived it. . .With my fist closed.”

“ Just because my sister works for hydra, doesn't mean im like her ! ”

“ I mean...yes, I ate your favorite food, but accidentally. ”

“ Hey, are you a camera? cause I smile whenever I see you.  ”

“ Y/N!!!! GET THE HOLY WATER!!! ”

“ Why do you like breaking my window again ? ”

“ DON'T TOUCH MEH FOOD!! ”

//Lol 😂 tf is wrong with me?