feel free to make jokes insulting people, and feel free to ship! I think Y/N might end up being Autosexual so haha-  ( foreshadowing, they did not :) )

swearing

Please don't attack me directly tho-

Y/N POV

I didn't get sleep, too busy vibing to Melt and shit like that. I look at myself in the mirror. God my hair is messy. I decide to just put it in a bun and then put on my school wear ( u choose! ) 

I walk up to the new school I'm going to while listening to " Funky Town " whatever that song was. Man that song took up my childhood. 

I sigh and walk in. Immediately a girl wearing all pink, and golden blonde hair with a perfect body and hair rushes up to me.

" Oh, hey! You're the new student right? "

Gosh she was so perfect. Welp, my life is a fanfiction. 

" Uh- Yeah. Yeah! I am! "

" Can I just say you are SO prety? Like, oh my gosh! I love your buns you made, they're so cute! "

Nvm y/n isnt auto. 

OH MY GOSH SHE CALLED ME PRETTY. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT-

I stopped myself from blusing. 

" Anyway, could I show you around perhaps? "

" Uhh- Sure! "

" Great! Come with me. "

...

She's holding my hand. 

IS THIS WHAT A CRUSH IS LIKE!? BRUH- WHY IS THIS SO MUCH FOR MY TINY, INFANT HEART!? ( im not an infant dont worry )

We reach some cafeteria and she stops. She looks scared. I look to see that theres a fight.

" oh.. Heheh, those are.. Leo and Micheal. Leo is a total playboy but everyone loves him for some reason. Micheal is the average bad boy in those cringe gacha stories. You look like the main character. "

" Haha, uhh- I guess I do! Anyway.. umm.. "

" I have two questions if you don't mind!.. " She asked. 

I replied with " No, I don't mind, go ahead! "

" Thanks! So, what's your Zodiac? "

" Oh.. uhmm.. I'm a * insert ur zodiac, im a cancer! * "

" That's cool! I'm a Pisces! "

SHE JUST CALLED MY ZODIAC COOL. I AM ABOUT TO FAINT.

" Are you alright? Your face is red. "

I quickly respond; " Yeah, I'm fine. "

" Good, I wouldn't want you to have a fever! My next question is.. umm.. what's your sexuality? "

" Uh- I'm... still questioning. For now I guess I'm pan? " ( sorry if ur bi or straight! in this fic ig ur dating this girl or whatever )

She looked happy with that response. Holy shit. 

I look back at the fight and Leo looked beaten up. Micheal went in for another hit which would definitely knock Leo out. 

Out of instinct and pity for the poor boy, you rush up and fucking knock Micheal out accidentally. ( pop offf! )

" .... Oops. "

Leo randomly goes " I- did it again.."  ( as in the song btw ) "im sorry- "

Holy shit.

...

" Okay but do you like UTAU. "

" Yeah, I heard uh, Mawarines cover of Rolling girl. "

" And I heard you're a playboy. "

" Uh- Everyone in the school knows that but everyone thinks they can change me like they're the main character. "

" L. "

You help Leo get up, and you just drag him to the nurses office, throw him in, and walk back to the pretty girl.

" W-What was that!!? " She asked.

" You could've gotten yourself hurt! " She added.

" Well I didn't. "

" O-oh, I guess you're right. Anyway, what's your name? My name is Emerald! "

" Oh, I'm Y/N. "

" Well, Y/N! What class do- oh wait it's lunch. "

" Everyone in the school is getting detention? How does that work? "

" I.. don't know. "

We get food awkwardly like the rest and sit down. Some other girls sit with us.

" Heyy Emm! Who's this? "

" Oh, this is Y/N! "

" Hello there, girlie! "

" I go by They/Them. "

" Oh, sorry! " 

" It's alright. "

" I like your outfit, Y/N! "

" Thanks. "

This girl, who will be Diamond went " Hey wait, you're the one that just knocked Micheal out cold! "

Ruby " Wait, they did?! "

You reply, awkwardly, " Uhh- Yeah. He didn't expect it. It was easy. "

You and the other girls chatted while you ate. Alot of people tried to sit with them, some  people asking them out, ( none you tho ) but they were shooed off. 

After lunch is over we get detention until school is over, and everyone is happy. We walk into the crowded detention room, and I notice Micheal flustering Leo. 

" Yo Ruby, are they gay? " You say pointing at the flustered mess and the bad bitch.

" Uhh, probably? " Ruby replied, dumbfounded.

Ruby and Diamond are dating, Diamond is Bisexual and Ruby is too.

Emerald is Pan. And so are you now. Haha!

Diamond " Bruhh, Leo tsundere confirmed? "

You burst out laughing.

" BHAHAHAHAHAHA- WAIT WHAT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! LEO- HASHTAG LEO TSUNDERE? TRENDING ON TWITTER! "

The other girls laugh hard too, Emerald's being the softest. Holy shit it's love at first sight. 

( btw yur like 5'8 and emerald is 5'4 )

" AY! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?! " Micheal yelled at us. The room went silent and people gave us space quickly. 

" You and Leo's gay asses. Seriously just kiss! "

" We aren't gay! " Micheal stated, falsely. 

" Yeah! I'm straight! " Leo added, still red as fuck. 

" Bitch why you so red? " Ruby spat out.

" Yess, go off queen! " you cheered for Ruby. 

Someone in the background went " POP THE FUCK OFF! " ( ur that person if you dont thing ur y/n, unless u dont wanna be either and ur just reading for fun ) 

Ruby half-yelled " Bitch you are a fuckin tomato, and why were U flustering the horny bitch? "

You wheeze. " Ho- HORNY BITCH?!! "

" It's facts. "

Micheal grabbed Ruby by the neck.

Her immediate instinct was " choke me like you hate me but you love me, wanna fuck me- "

Diamond went, and I quote, " Except you, in this situation Ruby, are Leo. "

Ruby roared with laughter. His grip on her neck went tighter. Now this man is like 6'1. He's tall. 

You throw him out of detention.

":) OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN! "

and SOMEONE went..

" 

I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocentYou see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, ohOops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocentYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah "
Everyone cheered for that GOD of a human. The only god you knew though was Emerald. Yeah you simp.