(Please don't leave hate comments or unfollow me because of this chapter. This is not what I would write today.)

Hi, I'm Lily Greenfield. This is the story of my life. My life is pretty crazy because I stole my best friend's husband, Daniel. My best friend's name is Renee. My other best friend is Karen. They are both married. Both have kids. I'm not married and I don't have any kids!! Anyway, it all started when I invited Daniel and Karen to my little house. Suddenly, Daniel came to the front door. "Hi!" I said. "You're hot." he said literally right after I said hello. "Excuse me?" I said. "I said you're hot." He looked like he was ready to have sex. "Want to get dirty?" I said to him. "Sure." Ok, I've got to admit that I could be really attractive sometimes but I don't know what got into me here. Oh. I see Karen standing there like she saw the whole thing. Oops. Maybe she did. Hmm, I thought. I should really go follow her. So I did. I followed her straight through Kane Rd. Renee, Karen, and I live in a really small town so that's why I knew Karen was going to Renee's house. Why? Oops, now I know why. She was telling her about me and Daniel! I ran and ran to convince Karen that we should go to my house and forget about what just happened. But it was too late. Karen caught me running. "Hey!" she said. "What are you doing out here?" "Are you following me?" "Listen, look, there's some people in the park!" I looked over to the other side. There was about 4. "Ok," said Karen, "I'll do 2 , you do 2. Got it?" "Got it, Captain Karen." I said.

So we did the 4 people, and then after that we roamed across town, spreading rumors to everyone we can find. this is what happened at 7:45: "Whoa." Karen said. "I think we got half the town." "I think so." I said. "Hey," I said, "I know this is a silly question, but, can I sleepover?" "Of course you can!" Karen said. "Like we used to do." When we arrived at Karen's house, Harold and Gavin were sleeping together. "Awww..." I said. I thought it was cute. "Come on," Karen said. "Let's go to my room." We did a lot of talking, laughing, and gossiping in Karen's room. Morning came and the next thing I know, Karen and I are running to Renee's house. Finally, we were there. Renee was mad at us. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU BETRAYED ME!" Renee kept yelling. I knew it. I felt it. I thought it. "It's time for Plan B." I said. And you do not want to know what Plan B even was. 6 Years Later... So 6 years later Renee Keller was dead. At 37 years old, I now have Daniel as a husband. I had my own baby. And guess what I named her? Renee.