Plot: 

You where sitting at a bar watching red-bear doing soemthing stupid since he was drunk as hell, you rolled your eyes at his stupidity. Red-bear walked over to you drunklike slouching himself over your lap, grinning lightly with his eyes half closed. you sighed and picked him up over your shoulder and walk out of the bar as red-bear giggled lightly.

Scenario 1 

" your a strong one *hic* aren't cha hotshot..~ hehe..~"  he giggled

Scenario 2

" whoop..!~ *hic* i 'ma get laid..!~" he said in a drunk manner, making you blush at what he said 

Scenario 3 

"I'm not tired..~*hic* i dont wanna go home yet~" he hiccupped lightly still being drunk, well he'd obviously still be drunk since he had 17 shots