Y/N's POV

"But F/F is the best, Sides!" I tell him as he pulls up to a drive-thru, trying to convince him to get my favorite flavor of milkshake as well (I'm very sorry if you can't drink milkshakes, just substitute it with a smoothie or fountain drink or Icee or something).

"I dunno. . . O/F sounds good too." Sideswipe grins, taking pleasure in countering me. "I haven't really had a lot of earth food." He admits. 

"Which is why you should listen to me!" I urge. 

"Hmm. . . I think about it." He grins teasingly. I roll my eyes. "Well, while I'm drinking the best flavor in all of the universe, you'll be drinking O/F." 

"In all the universe? That's a bold statement, considering there's so much more to the galaxy than earth." He laughs. "Stuff you can't even dream of. I wish I could show you. . ."

I put my hand on his comfortingly, and we smile at each other softly. But he breaks the moment by saying, 

"I mean, I could always try a sip of your's--" 

"Ew! I don't want your germs!" I take my hand back. 

"Oh come on, you know you don't mind--" 

"I--pull up! It's our turn to order!" 

"Okay, okay." He pulls up, and to my (un)surprise, he orders two of F/F. 

"Haha! Knew it!" 

"It's just cuz you won't share." He grumbles. 

"Uh, Sides? Do you have money?" 

"Oh scrap-" 

So guess who paid on her first date? 

Okay, okay, I don't really mind.

Dating an alien is cool as heck anyway. 

I watch him eagerly as he pulls into a parking space and is about to take his first sip. He does, and I watch his delighted reaction. "Told ya so." I grin smugly. 

"Ah, this is really good. Much better than those small green trees." 

"Than what?" I ask, and he explains: "The little green things, they're aparently 'vegetables' and good for you. Denny made us all try some." 

"Broccoli?"

"Yeah, that was it! Eyuck." He makes a childish face. 

I roll my eyes and laugh. "Please don't tell me that was your first earth food." 

"No, that was dishcakes." Sideswipe declares matter-of-factly. 

I burst into laughter after realizing what he meant. "You mean pancakes?" 

His face flushes. "Uh yeah, those." We laugh and joke for a while, and then we fall silent. 

"Mm." I sip it, breaking the silence accidentally, taking in the delicious flavor, closing my eyes as we sit in the parking lot. I feel someone watching me, so I open my eyes to see Sideswipe staring at me. His cheeks flush. 

"I--sorry--" He collects himself. "But you are a very adorable femme." I blush at his words, for some reason it made me insecure. I never really believed it when people told me that, after all my father always told me I wasn't beautiful but ugly and an awful daughter, so that's what I believed. Still believe, really. I wasn't the daughter he had wanted. He sees me blushing and continues in a seductive whisper, "I wish I could help you understand how beautiful you are..." He leans in, and I feel my blush deepen. I avoid his gaze but he tilts my head to his, staring me in the eyes. Oh, those ocean blue eyes. I think I could sink and drown and die inside them... 

Which is when he leans in further, and places his lips on mine. My eyes widen in shock at first, because I hadn't expected it, but I hasten to kiss him back gently, unsure of whether or not I was doing a good job. His lips gradually lift off of mine, ghosting over my mouth. He sees my expression and pulls back slightly, looking concerned. 

"Too soon? I thought--" 

But before he can finish, I put my milkshake down, grab his shirt collar, and pull him in for another kiss. 

". . . N-no. Perfect." I stammer slightly but smile, still blushing. 

His cocky smirk returns. "Did you like that?" 

I nod bashfully. 

"You know, I can do a great many other things~" 

"Just had to ruin the moment--" 

"I was just laying out the options--" 

"You're an idiot! My idiot, that I like." 

"Well, you're my femme." He gives me a genuine smile, which is sweet and adorable. He reaches over and takes my hand. Fingers intertwined, we sit like that, chatting and laughing and flirting (well, he's flirting) as we finish our milkshakes. 

"So Y/N, I was thinking. . . How about we have some fun? N-no not like that, hear me out!" he interrupts me attempting to interrupt him. "I mean, what about a prank on the others back at base?" 

I smirk as he pulls out. "What were you thinking of?" 

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"Come on. . . Come on. . ." I whisper, feeling as if I were waiting forever for Bee to come. I see the yellow and black mech approach and get ready. I lift the wire, causing him to trip. From here he falls onto what could qualify as a Cybertronian-sized skateboard, a board with wheels that sends him flying into a bucket of bright green paint. 

"SIDESWIPE--" 

I giggle and turn around to see the next himself standing behind me, which nearly gives me a heart attack. "S-Sides--you startled me!" 

"Sorry." He grins, and I notice he's a smaller version of his robot form, called mass displacement. He picks me up and I protest, but he silences me with a quick kiss. "Shh," he shushes with a smirk. This 'Bot is mischievous in more ways than one. "You'll miss the show. . ." He nods towards Strongarm who is falling into what looks like a pit of sticky goo. "SIDESWIPE--" 

I giggle, and he grins down at me. I realize he's still holding me, which makes me blush. He smirks, but gently sets me down. 

"D-Decepticon fighting--biting--SIGHTING--" Fixit  stutters, rolling out. Sideswipe emerges from our hiding place. "Where?" 

"Funny you ask, right where you were supposed to be patrolling." Strongarm snaps, and Sideswipe laughs at her sticky state. 

"This isn't funny Sideswipe! And this isn't the first time your antics have made a problem worse!" Bumblebee walks over, covered in green paint. 

"Its fine, I'm a great fighter! We'll catch them or scare them off like always." Sideswipe rolls his optics. 

"Well you'd better flurry--scurry--HURRY! They're almost to Crystal City's Museum!"

"I'll be back before you know it." Sideswipe grins at me, and I manage a small smile back. I can't shake the feeling that this is somehow all my fault. After all, it was because of me he decided to drive where he wanted, and pull pranks. . .

Maybe me being here is a mistake. 

(End of dis chapter😆I gotta say I had a blast and a half writing this! Funny and sweet. Also I hope you like that video as much as I do😁😂Love you flames❤)