Today is Saturday and there was no work today for the bluenette. She did her chores in her apartment, making sure it stays clean and fresh, especially watering her plants to produce oxygen. She knows that this charming cat burglar will show up any moment to annoy her with his cat puns.

"Now to come up with ideas in my sketchbook" She reached out for her sketchbook.

Unknown to her, Cat Noir has snuck inside her apartment and hung on the ceiling, he smiles mischievously and jumps down behind her, "Hey princess"

"GAAAH!" She jumps in fright.

"Hahahaha! I told ya I would come in the morning, princess." Cat Noir laughed.

"You big bad kitty" Marinette rolls her eyes.

"Ooh, I'm a bad kitty cat?" Cat Noir flirted.

"Scaring a lady like me," She said.

"Milady" Cat Noir bowed.

"Good kitty" She pets him between his cat ears.

"Meow, I just love it when you pet my fur" He purred and nuzzled his against hers.

Marinette chuckled and keeps petting him. She noticed that he's enjoying it too much like a real cat. She doesn't understand how he's purring like that. Humans don't purr.

"Question, how do you purr? Is it part of your powers?" Marinette asked.

"Maybe" He grabs her hand and puts it on his chest for her to feel his purr vibration.

"How cute" Marinette chuckled.

"Meow, my princess sees me as a cute cat" Cat Noir chuckled that she's starting to like him a little.

"Don't get used to it, furball" Marinette rolled her eyes and went into the kitchen to serve a glass of milk for him.

"Ah, thank you" He accepted the milk once she came back.

"You really do enjoy milk like a cat" Marinette chuckled.

"I do, and fish too," Cat Noir said after drinking a sip.

"How long have you been a kitty cat?" She asked.

"Well for a few years," Cat Noir said.

"Out of your nine lives?" She teased.

"Yup" Cat Noir nods

"What made you become a villain? Was it a rough childhood or something?" Marinette asked.

"You could say that I steal to survive," Cat Noir said.

"You sound like a street cat than an alley cat" Marinette giggled and brought him to the living room where there's a bowl of popcorn.

"Were you gonna watch a movie?" He sat next to her.

"Yeah, for inspirations for my next fashion design. Until you showed up and scared the life out of me....again" Marinette glared played the movie.

"My bad. I just love being sneaky, princess. It's what I do. Cats are nocturnal" Cat Noir smirked grabbed a handful of popcorn.

"I know Kitty" Marinette said and took some popcorn to eat.

"My lovely puuuurrrrincess, you are just too beautiful" He nuzzled her by purring.

Marinette couldn't help but giggle. He's such a funny cat than a villain. Could it be that when he first met her, it changed his life for a few days? Or was it because he was lonely without a lady in his nine lives?

"You know Cat Noir, maybe you're not much of a bad guy after all," Marinette said.

"I'm a criminal and a villain, princess. I'm a badass" Cat Noir said, taking another handful of popcorn and eating it.

"And a bad boy" Marinette scratched his chin.

"A gentle bad boy" He purred when she did that, making his tail belt wag.

"Mmhmm" Marinette smiled.

"A puuuuurrrrrincess always has an animal sidekick" He nuzzled her neck while purring.

"Good boy" Marinette pets him.

"I'm no house cat, I'm a wild cat," Cat Noir said.

"I know that, Cat Noir" Marinette plays with his bell.

While watching the movie, Marinette laid her head on the feline's chest. He flinched but calmed down and held her close.

"Mmmm" Marinette snuggled on his chest.

"Meow," He said.

Marinette looks up at him, "What? I love meowing. Just sleep, my princess" Cat Noir said.

Marinette slowly closed her eyes, snuggling on his chest. The feline loved this, having someone to snuggle on him like he has soft fur or a smooth leather catsuit. He touched her pigtails.

40 minutes went by and it was time for robbery. He sees that his princess is asleep and he carried her to her bedroom. He gently tucks her into the blanket and kissed her forehead. Then he wrote a note and set it on her nightstand.

"See you soon, princess" He looks back before jumping out the window.

-

On the way to the jewelry store, he sees the same sly fox again that beat him to it and everyone is forced to stay down and don't move while the fox does her 'shopping' in the store. The feline villain growled in annoyance that he has to deal with her again.

"And another sapphire to my collection" She puts it in a sack.

"It's rude to beat me to it, vixen. Now you got this cat angry" He got her attention and extended his claws.

"Here to fight again you bad pussy cat?" Volpina asked.

"Ladies first" He smirked and charged at her, clawing at her but she dodged them.

"Nice try!" She kicks him from behind.

"Agh!" He grunted but did a forward handspring, "Don't be surprised?" He held out her flute.

"Hey! How did you do that?!" She exclaims that her flute is not on her back.

"I'm one sneaky kitty" He tossed it aside, "Come to daddy" He motioned his claw finger.

"You asked for it!" Volpina jumps at him and sidekicks at him.

He blocks with his elbow and then strikes his claws at her. He then jumps on her shoulders and spun his body around her neck and torso, and then made her fall on the floor.

Then he pinned her down without letting go, "Give up?!" He grunted from making her move.

"Never!" Volpina struggled.

"Say uncle" He chuckled.

"Uncle! Uncle!" Volpina grunts as he tightens his grip on her.

"You're not as tough as you think, Volpina" Cat Noir said.

"You're just jealous that I'm sneaky like a fox!" Volpina grunted.

"Pity, wild foxes only live 5 years" Cat Noir replied.

"Get your filthy paws off me!" Volpina yelled.

"As you wish" Cat Noir lifts her from the floor and kicked her in the gut, sending her flying across the floor, "That was for lying!" He yelled and went to do his business of robbery.

"I hate that cat!" Volpina groaned.

The feline criminal laughed and circled his claw finger on the glass display to steal an expensive cat's eye necklace made from Egypt, "Ah another fine addition to my collection" He examined it and then put it in the Volpina's sack and decided to steal what she has stolen.

Suddenly, the security guards aimed their guns at the cat, "Paws up, Cat Noir!"

"Nah, I like my paws down, boys. Cataclysm!" He summoned his power and touched the floor as the black cracks spread towards the security guards, causing the floor that they were standing on to break.

"See you some other time, guys!" He ran off with his stolen jewelry.

-

At the nightclub, Cat Noir was just having White Russian at the bar while there's nothing else to do in the club since it's daytime. And of course, Flairmidable being too much like a puppy, he was enjoying too much with his ball weapon to steal anything. The ball will locate and pursue the marked target and, once it touches it, the ball teleports the target along with it to Flairmidable. Right now he tossed the ball at the darts to get them back to him to throw them again.

Cat Noir shook his head and caught the ball in his hand, "For a puppy, you like to mark your territory" He said.

"I do not. The reason I came back is so I can help you beat the master criminals, Hawk Moth and Mayura" Flairmidable smirked and snapped his fingers to make the ball from Cat Noir's hand teleport to him.

"I haven't seen them in a year, Felix. They probably disappeared and I know you only want to get your filthy paws on the peacock miraculous" Cat Noir growled and took a sip of his drink.

"Even Hawk Moth's miraculous too," Flairmidable said.

"No shit. But seriously, this isn't a game, mutt. Those miraculous are way too dangerous. You don't know what it's capable of. The peacock miraculous was the reason it killed my mother and it made my father go rogue" Cat Noir said.

"What if the peacock one can be fixed?" Flairmidable asked.

"It can't. Mayura is too strong and who knows what kind of monsters she'll make" Cat Noir said.

"Like last time she made a sentimonster that turns people into zombies? Yeah, I remember" Flairmidable said and shoots a dart at the target.

"And what's next? Counterparts of us?" Cat Noir leaned against the wall.

"You're the cat and cats eat birds" Flairmidable smirked.

"So do dogs too" Cat Noir replied smugly, "Cats don't piss near fire hydrants," Cat Noir said, sitting next to the canine while sipping his drink.

"Excuse me?!" Flairmidable got embarrassed.

"Aww....is the puppy embarrassed?" Cat Noir making fun of the canine.

"I don't do that being a human," Flairmidable said.

"Hahaha! You're still a puppy than an adult" Cat Noir laughed.

"Oh is it that funny?!" Flairmidable glared.

"Yup. But I'm very serious, don't even try to get your paws on them. Unless you wanna play dead like a real dog" Cat Noir said.

"Or give me a belly rub and my foot will shake" Flairmidable smirked.

"Very funny" Cat Noir rolled his eyes.