Cat Noir woke up this morning just in time before Marinette finds out his secret identity. He wolf-whistled at her for wearing cute cat noir-themed pajamas. It made him purr in seduction and his princess blushed.

"Kitty? You slept here during the night?" Marinette asked.

He stretched like a cat and purred, "Maybe"

"Oh, well. Like the pajamas of mine?" She asked.

"Yeah, a great tribute to me" Cat Noir smirked.

"Why do have to be so...." Marinette couldn't find the right words.

"Sexy? Handsome? Char-meow-ing?" Cat Noir grinned.

"......Annoying" Marinette finished.

"Right, sorry" Cat Noir chuckled nervously.

"Aww....did I kill your nine lives?" Marinette chuckled.

"Maybe, but I'll wait while you change" Cat Noir got out of her room.

"I thought villains like to see women stripping" Marinette raised a brow.

"Well for you I respect your privacy" Cat Noir winked at her.

"Good kitty. And if you peak, I'll spray water on you" Marinette smirked.

"Alright" Cat Noir smirked back at her.

"You and your annoying smirk" Marinette rolled her eyes and went to get changed while Cat Noir turns around to not look.

He goes to wait for her in the living room. He purred in delight and snuggled on the couch pillow, smelling her delicious scent, "She's so purrfect" He smiled.

"You better not scratch my favorite couch pillow" Marinette came into the living room.

"I'm not gonna do that, princess" Cat Noir said.

"You never stop calling me that do you?" Marinette asked.

"Nope," Cat Noir replied.

"You're no Prince Charming," Marinette said and went into the kitchen to go grab milk from the fridge and pour it into a glass cup.

"Maybe one day" He drank from the glass.

"You're too funny, Kitty," Marinette said.

"Merci, my humor is much funnier and less clumsy" Cat Noir purred.

"Very funny. If you're really a wild cat, why do you have the cat bell? Wild cats don't wear cat bells" Marinette said, flicking the cat bell.

"Comes with my suit" Cat Noir explained.

"Funny. You would have been better as a wolf since you said you're a lone wolf" Marinette said, making herbal tea.

"Well, cats love being on their own too" Cat Noir replied.

"I know" Marinette petted his head.

He purred with his eyes closed, loving to be petted by his princess. His tail belt wrapped her waist, pulling her close.

"Hehehe" Marinette giggled.

"Meow, I can be your knight, my princess," He said seductively.

"A knight in black armor" Marinette joked.

"Meow" He licked her cheek.

"Hehehe.... that tickles!" Marinette laughed.

"Anyways, this kitty has to hunt mice. Thanks for the glass of milk, my lovely princess" He said and finished his milk.

"Bad guy style?" Marinette guessed.

"Yup," Cat Noir said and leaps out from the balcony.

"What a charmer he is but still annoying" Marinette rolled her eyes.

-

The feline villain came to his mansion and knew that someone is here. A dog that likes to sniff around and bury treasure in the dirt.

"How the hell did you get in, fleabag?" Cat Noir said, going to his weapon room to find a new gun to use for his next robbery.

"Simple, I know the security code in" Flairmidable showed himself.

"Typical" Cat Noir scoffed and loads his gadget cat weapons in his catsuit pocket, "Why are you here? Did the street dogs kick you out?"

"Let's say that sneaking in houses for self-hospitality made others get suspicious" Flairmidable answered.

"Is that so?" Cat Noir crosses his arms.

"What do you expect me to do. Sing at the full moon like my canine ancestors?" Flairmidable chuckled.

"Maybe. But if you excuse me, I got my patrol to do" Cat Noir said.

"Ooh, paw-some. While I came here, I saw our favorite peacock was on her way to find you in the nightclub. Are you up for a bird snack?" Flairmidable asked.

"Sure thing. The cat and the dog to go catch a bird" Cat Noir said.

"And extra drumsticks to eat from her minions," Flairmidable said.

"Oh, yummy" Cat Noir licked his lips.

"Now give me that gun. I rather shoot than bite" Flairmidable said.

"You turning into a hellhound from Hell?" Cat Noir chuckled and gave him a gun.

"Yep, this dog is a bad one" Flairmidable puts it in a holster.

"Just don't play dead" Cat Noir made a dark humor.

"But I do play fetch" Flairmidable joked back.

"Make sure you catch it in your big mouth" Cat Noir chuckled and jumps out the window.

"Yeah sure," Flairmidable jumps after.

-

Much later, the two cousins arrived at the club. They know this club is filled with dangerous criminals and these bad boys don't wanna get on the cat's bad side.

"Let's do it," Flairmidable said.

"Mayura. Looking for your favorite predator? Well, here I am. I would love to taste bird meat" Cat Noir laughed, knowing that Mayura is hiding in the crowd.

"So you found me again, Cat Noir" Her voice came out.

The feline villain pulled out his gun and shot the peacock minion in the chest, causing the body to fall on the floor and everyone gasping in horror. Standing there was Mayura who looked shocked.

"Looks I let the dog out" Cat Noir grinned.

"You had to bring in your dog doubleganger," Mayura said.

"Dogs and cats hunt birds" Flairmidable smirked.

"Better move out of the way, boys." Cat Noir smirked, aiming his gun at them. Mayura's goons moved out of the way, not wanting to get shot.

"That's better. Now then, Mayura. You will not move while I claw your feathers out" Cat Noir laughed.

"You are allergic to feathers, pussy cat. You'll get congestion of death!" Mayura shoots poison darts from her fan but the cousins moved out of the way and hid behind the car table.

"Well, not me!" Flairmidable smirks.

"Shut up" Cat Noir scoffed and Mayura's minions start firing.

Flairmidable used his fetch ball to take some of their guns away, "Fetch" He said and the ball teleported to their weapons and teleported to him, "Looking for these?" He held the guns out.

"Cats love to catch their prey one by one" Cat Noir said and heard someone coming.

Still behind the bar desk loading his guns as the goon snuck up to it, but Cat Noir shoot the goon down with two guns and got up and fires at another goon before jumping up on him and flips over shooting another. Then he shoots down the third one before running at two others and leaps up on one before turning in the air and shooting them down. Then he kicked at one thug to then snap his neck, before uppercutting another and flipping one thug to the floor after delivering a hard blow.

"I can do this all day, bird! Unless you give me that brooch" Cat Noir smirked and did a cartwheel kick at the minion.

"Never!" Mayura yelled.

"Hey, Mayura! Fetch!" Flairmidable prepared to throw. The ball touches the brooch and the ball goes back to him, "Fetch!" He said and the brooch teleports to him in his hand.

"No!" Mayura yelled and transformed back to a regular woman.

"Nice to see you, Nathalie. Thanks for the brooch." Cat Noir smirked evilly and dragged Flairmidable with him to leave the nightclub, "Good doggie" Cat Noir playfully pets him but the canine slaps his hand away.

"See? I'm quite a useful partner" Flairmidable said.

"And almost played dead," Cat Noir said.

"Yep. But at least we got the peacock miraculous now" Flairmidable said.

"And one more to go but I'm not going to that awful jail. I hate my father" Cat Noir growled.

"Leave it to me," Flairmidable said.

"Nuh-uh. I know what you're trying to do" Cat Noir said.

"Free him, huh? I hate him just as much as you do" Flairmidable said.

"He nearly tried to kill us with his akumatized victim" Cat Noir reminded him.

"Oh, right of course" Flairmidable replied.

"Anyways, see ya. And this brooch belongs to our real good master" Cat Noir said.

"Alright see you, Cat Noir" Flairmidable went his own way.