Face full of frying pan
Soilightaus16-17
Me: holy crap... hey you know what*sends Vanoss and his friends into the ask and dare* hehe this is so gonna be funny
The chapter starts with Ace looking through the reviews. "Well this is interesting. Youtubers in this ask or dare? Let's see what Ammolite does about this shall we readers?" He snapped his fingers causing the scene to change.
"What's up everybody my name is H2O delirious and we are playing- WHAT THE FUCK?!" Ammolite watched this happen in amusement. Wildcat, Vanoss, Nogla, H2O Delirious, Cartoonz, And Terrorizer, BasicallyIdowork, Minilad,Ohmwrecker, Lui Caliber, and Moo Snuckle appeared out of nowhere in confusion just as Ammolite finished reading the dare. "Welp welcome gentlemen." She said standing up.
"Who the hell are you?" Wildcat asked. "My name is Ammolite and I am a fan of Delirious...But that's not why your here." After five minutes of explaining. (Because I don't want to type this out.) "So your saying that you want us to help you defeat a bunch of zombies?" Cartoonz asked. "Without killing any of them." Ammolite said.
"Nope I'm out." Nogla said as he turned to leave. "Not like I was gonna let you go anyways." Suddenly golden string wrapped around Nogla. "What are you doing?!" Vanoss asked. Ammolite forced Nogla to sit. "He's too retarded to go with you guys. He'll get caught immediatley." Nogla glared at her. "It's because I'm Irish isn't it?!" Ammolite shot him a glare. "Bitch I'm part Irish and if that was the reason Terrorizer would be tied up too so shuch yo mouth!" She finished by flipping Nogla off while everyone else laughed.
"What makes you think we'll go?" Mini asked. Ammolite gave him a a closed eyed smile. "Cause if you don't I'll make the blue screen of death appear on all of your computers and the new ones you buy will die the second you touch them." She gave them a creepy smirk. Everyone stared at her intimidated. "Alright fine..." Terrorizer said as they walked through the portal Ammolite opened. "OH AND YOUR ONLY HERE UNTIL THE CHAPTER IS DONE!" She called out behind them.
Nootmare pov
Nootmare froze when he saw 11 grown men fall through a hole in time and space. And both the groups stared at each other in shock. "Skeletons..." The one in a pig mask said. Nootmare reached for his gun as the guy in a hockey mask suddenly ran up to him. "Hey are you supposed to be like slenderman?" He asked. Nootmare just stared before pushing him away. "Who the hell are you guys?!" Reaper asked confused. The guy in the owl mask cleared his throat.
"Sorry about those idiots. I'm Vanoss, The guy with Mr Hentai (Nootmare's socket twitched) Is Delirious, Piggy is Wildcat, The Tony Stark wannabe is Mini, The monkeys are Lui and Basically, The scar face is Cartoonz, Terminator guy is Terrorizer, guy in sock mask is Ohm, Mohawk is Moo Snuckle. And Nogla would be here but he's currently stuck with this kid who tied him up because he's a retard."
Classic had to decide that now was a good time to make a pun. "So he's tied up at the moment?" Everyone processed this before they laughed...except for Blue who wore a pout on his face. "What's wrong with Shortie?" Dust shrugged. "He doesn't like puns. Anyways I'm Dust and Mr pouty face is Blue." Dust said. "I'm Nightmare." Nootmare said as Classic snickered. "What?" He asked. "Nightmare? More like Nootmare." Classic said. Nootmare's socket twitched...looks like he got a nickname.
"And the kid in my arms is Melody." He finished glaring at Classic. "Sup I'm Classic and this is my wife Frisk." Classic said gesturing to the brunette behind him. Terrorizer whistles. "How'd that happen?" He asked. Frisk deadpanned at him. "I love his puns and his personality." She said. "Daayyuumm hoochie." Delirious said. "I'm-"
"The grim Reaper we know." Wildcat said annoyed. Reaper glared. "You got one part right. My name is Reaper and I am the Medical examiner." Dream gave them a small smile. "I'm Dream." He said. Moo coughed. "I wouldn't be surprised if you and Nootmare were brothers." He said. Both Nootmare and Dream looked at him. "...We are..." The said simultaneously. Moo sweat dropped while rubbing the back of his head. "My bad..."
"Sup I'm Fresh and this is Chaser." Fresh said. Nootmare stood up. "Well now that we all know eachother lets go before Geno and Horror wake up." He said as he walked out the door. The others followed him until they came face to face with a door. Classic knocked. "Who's there?" Sci asked. Reaper pushed Classic aside. "It's the pizza man. Jesus Sci who do you think it is?!" The door opened and Sci let them in before blocking the door. "What happened to-"
"Don't ask." Nootmare said knowing that Sci was referring to his appearance. He set Melody down while Sci sat at his lab table, "I have been looking for a cure since I noticed Fell and Cross but so far nothing. I couldn't even get a sample of whatever it is." Sci said. Crystal walked out of the computer room. "I just got a call from Error. He with Lust and since only Nightmare and Dream know where Lust lives we should be good."
There was a wolf whistle from one of the masked men and Crystal looked at them. "Save it for the single ladies gentlemen. I'm married." She sat down before Melody ran and hugged her. "Night shade i-is-" She started. Crystal hugged back. "I know. We'll find a way to save her but for now we need to make sure we don't get infected." She said. Thankfully nobody seemed to care about Nootmare's appearance since there were more pressing matters to attend to. Nootmare covered his mouth and ran into the bathroom to vomit while everyone looked at him confused.
Nootmare vomited a golden substance when Crystal walked in. "Funny. the infected don't vomit." She said. Nootmare washed his mouth. "My other form got infected. I got lucky..." He said. Crystal nodded. "Okay lets just find a cure than fix all this." She said walking out. Nootmare nodded as he walked out. "Sci looked through his computer. "Hey Nightmare you never told me that you and Dream guarded the tree of feelings." Nootmare shrugged. "Not really important since the tree is now guarded by the army or something since they figured 2 kids weren't enough." Dream said. Someone started banging on the door catching their attention. A knife went through. "Shit! Geno and Horror must have let them out!" Reaper said. Sci opened his window and looked out. "We're clear here!" He said.
Nootmare pointed to the window. "The window is our escape. Let's go." He said. Everybody climbed out the window. "We need to get to Lust and Error." Nootmare said jumping into one of the armored trucks. "I'll explain what I know about the cause." Dream sat down next to him while everyone else was in the back.
After an explanation they found themselves in front of a simple two story white house with a blue roof. Wildcat jumped out. "Wait I wouldn't do that if I were you." Dream said. Nootmare muffled him. "No no...this I gotta see." Wildcat cracked his knuckles while everyone else went to watch this. "WASSUP BITCHES!" He said kicking the door down...only to have a frying pan to his face. "OW FUCK!" Everyone started laughing as Lust peeked out. "Whoops. I thought he was infected.
Error walked out holding Pj in his arms. "Any sign of Ink?" He asked. Everyone shook their heads. Nootmare rubbed his nose bridge in annoyance. "This probably means he's been caught but honestly...I hope not." Melody hugged Error who hugged back. "I'm sorry Error." She said. Error nodded. Sci jumped out of the car with Reaper. "I have an idea on how to fix this and-where are those masked men?" Sci was right even wildcat who was nursing his hurt face was gone.
The chapter ended and Ace appeared. "Hello Readers. I bet you were wondering where the youtubers went? Not to worry they were at the end of the chapter so they were sent home. I think Ammolite laughed herself sick at the part with the frying pan." He chuckles and takes a bow. "Until the next chapter my dear readers. And you know what to do for now. Ask, and resources!"
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