Ozpin PoV

I peacefully relaxing on my office drinking coffee... The air is cold... The moon is radiating beautiful and calm light making me forget abou-

Glynda: "Professor Ozpin." walks out of the elevator.

Ozpin: *head* 'SON OF A PROTESTANT WHORE!'

I turn around and calmly look at Glynda.

Ozpin: "what is it Glynda?" i ask and take a sip from my mug.

Glynda: "Professor Ozpin we received a call from the Vale Police station its about Professor Ports." i raised an eyebrow while drinking my coffee.

Glynda: "he is found dead inside his house." she continued.

'YES! THAT OLD FART IS EVEN OLDER THAN MY TWO REINCARNATION' I shouted inside my head. I stopped drinking coffee and gently put my mug to my table and look at Glynda with apologetic face.... Well there's no exact difference between my apologetic face and my other emotional face... This body is stone face since birth.

Ozpin: "what happened to him?"

Glynda: "well, base on the autopsy he choke *sigh* got choked by trying to fit in a whole chicken on his mouth. He do fit the whole chicken but, it got stocked and you do know what happened next." she let out a heavy sigh and massage her forehead. I turn around.

'pfft! HAHAHAHAHA! OH OUM!  HOW IRONIC! A COWARD LIKE A CHICKEN DIED BECAUSE OF A CHICKEN!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHA!!'

Glynda PoV

After hearing the sad? News Professor Ozpin turn around and look outside the window.

'it may be hard for him, they know each other since he build this academy. I feel sorry for him. Professor Port is my former teacher too so i know how hard it is for Professor Ozpin hearing the news'

Ozpin PoV

'HAHAHAHA OH OUM! OK OK OK! Oz calm down!  Calm down!  pfft! HAHAHAHA!' I try to calm my self after hearing that hilarious news I'm still a professor and must show sympathy for that Chicken.

'pfft!'

Ozpin: "tell Professor Ports family that we'll cover the funeral and burial expenses."

Glynda: "Yes Professor, but who'll replace Professor Ports subject?"

Ozpin: "tell me Miss Glynda Goodwitch, what subject Professor Port been teaching?" i ask that brought confusion to Glynda's face.

Glynda: "it's Grimm studies, Professor."

Ozpin: "i know you know who's most knowledgeable and experienced to this field, it's Mr. (L/n)" when Glynda heared (y/n)'s last name Glynda's face brighten up. I do know she's a fan of him. That crazy fool can attract army of ladies in all ages. Many ladies... Means... Advertisement... Advertisement means many students!  Many students means MANY HUNTRESS!! I feel good so maybe I'll help this thirsty hoe to achieve her fantasies.

Glynda: "yo-you mean (y-y/n), (y/n) (l/n)?!" i can see excitement to her eyes.

'what a bitch.'

Ozpin: "yes professor Goodwitch, you can go now. I'll make a call."

Glynda: "ye-yes!  Have a good night sir!" she bowed and start running.

All Ozma reincarnation: 'what a bitch.'

I picked up my Scroll and dial (y/n)'s number.

Few minutes later

I sigh cancelling the 26th call

Ozpin: "tsk! what taking him so long to answer?!"

(L/N)'s Residence

In (l/n)'s residence inside a big room nothing will be heared except for the wet skin slapping to each another, laud moans,  groans and bed creaking.

Lisa: "AH~! AH~! YES~! AH~! Y/NNNNN~ YO-YOU~! YOU HITTING ALL MY GOOD SPOTS! MMMM~! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH~!" Lisa loudly moans, the man groan and slapped Lisa's ass causing her to moan even louder.

Lisa: "KYAAA~!" the man covers her mouth using his hand the man lean closer to the woman and whisper to her ear while pounding her hard from behind.

(y/n): "shut up! You'll wake our daughter up!" he quietly shout from the womans ear who is busy receiving the pleasure she experiencing.

The woman toned down her moans by biting her pillow.

(y/n): "that's much better.... NOW FOR THE CLIMA-" he was cut off by the scrolls sound he reach for his scroll.

(y/n): "hmmm?  Professor Ozpin? I wonder what he wants this late." he said while looking to his scroll. He gently slap the woman's ass the woman look back to (y/n) motioning to his scroll. She nods, (y/n) pulled out and lay to the bed.  The woman climbed to (y/n)'s crotch and slowly inserting the whole thing.

(y/n): "keep quiet okay, I need to answer this call." the woman nods and start making small hip movements and quiet moans. (y/n) answer the call.

You: "go-od evening professor ozpin."

Ozpin: "YOU FOOL CHILD!  WHY YOU DIDN'T PICK YOUR SCROLL?! I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR THE LAST 20 MINS?!" he shouted.

You: "aye aye!  Sorry okay I'm sorry okay it's just I'm doing something."

Ozpin: "*ahem* as I was saying, i called you for a reason you still remember professor port right?"

You: "oh yeah, that son of a bitch who keep telling stupid stories about her childhood and shi-" he was cut off by Ozpin.

Ozpin: "he's dead now."

You: "shi-he's a good man with a good hea-"

Ozpin: "PFFT!  HAHAHAHA WE DO KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT (Y/N) HAHAHA!"

You: "ya back doing drugs aren't ya professor oz?"

Ozpin: "*clears throat* anyways i called you because I want you to replace him and teach Grimm studies."

You: "hmm~ sure sure I'll report to ya tomorrow morning."

Ozpin: "Thank you,  Good night (y/n) and nice junk you have there." before (y/n) react ozpin hang up the scroll.

You: "what the fuck he means?!" (y/n) throw his phone he hold the womans waist and deliver a powerful thurst causing for the woman to jolt for the shock and pleasure.

Lisa: "AHHHH~!"

You: "Hey! Liz! Guess what?! I Ozpin offered me to for his Academy and i accept it." Lisa lean in and rest her body on top of y/n's chest, y/n hugged her.

Lisa: "that's good y/n, I'll drop you off to Beacon..."

You: "uh huh that would be great but" he rolled the both of them he is back from being on top.

You: "LET'S FUCK MORE TO CELEBRATE!" he smirked and the night of pleasure continue.

Back to Ozpin

Ozpin: "hmmm~ maybe i should start preparing sound proof room for (y/n), i don't want to hear moans everynight and to avoid complaints." ozpin takes a sip on his mug

Ozpin: "things will be even more lively." he smirked.

Aaaaaaaaaand cut!!!