So one day, derp was eating spaggeti when suddenly, slender man was being him doing ______________!

Cards against humanity. Okay so your gonna pick. Color. It can be your favorite color. Okay, pick through blue, green, marble or lavender. Now here are the results.
Lavender:Anil bum sex
Blue:Crippling depression drawings
Marble:autistic drawings
Green: yelling at other pastas.

Tell me what u got :3