Readers: yush! An update!

Aries: Splendorman (what the f*ck?!)

Taurus: Slenderman

Gemini: Trenderman

Cancer: Laughing Jack

Leo: Kagekao

Virgo: The Puppeteer

Libra: Jeff the Killer

Scorpio: Eyeless Jack

Sagittarius: Hoodie

Capricorn: Zalgo

Aquarius: Candypop

Pisces: Masky

It's the: I-love-you-so-much-I'll-kidnap-you-and-rape-you kidnap.