The Arena
River: -peaks head out of room,Floofy sitting on his head- Heeeeey guys....
Liu: No, No more
River: yes more,We also have our first question from Wattpad.. I could also stick you in the closet with zero just so she can beat you up.
Liu: -Takes rivers phone- Fine, The first Wattpad question is from HackResurrected.
Midnight: CREATOR, HI!!!!!
Liu: What.
Midnight: uh, nothing...
Liu: sure, They say, I dare everyone to fight their couple, as a sort of play fight but they actually have to fight and not go easy... -Looks at Andy- Shit... 0-0
River: -writes in book and takes them to an Arena- who shall go first.
Jeff: WHY AM I HERE IM SINGLE!!
River: -Shows pull-
Jeff: -Covers eyes-
River: Fine den, it will be a surprise..
Toby: We have a few rules,no weapons only fists. FIRST MATCH IF THE NIGHT MASKY VS HOODIE!!
Hoodie: but.. we're aren't dating..
Midnight: NOT ACCORDING TO MEH CHART AND THE PULL PEASANT
Masky: River ima kill your viewers.
River: gotta get through me first midget
Masky: I'm not fighting Hoodie.
River: Hands Toby a card-
Toby: we have a new rule, if you back out, you must go in the closet with.... §;゚ロ゚§ O-Offenderman f-for a whole t-two days with it locked...
Everyone: (ΩДΩ)
Toby: F-Fight....
Masky: oh come on, it not like Hoodie is actually gonna Hi-
Hoodie: -punches in the face- Sorry bro, I've seen offender do crap surrounded by people.
Masky: Y'know What, Screw you! -Kicks hoodie in the gut-
Andy: who wants popcorn?
Everyone: ME!
Andy: -Summons teh popcorn and hands it to everyone as they watch-
Toby: Wow, Hoodie hits Masky with a blow to the nose! Masky Reacts by grabbing hoodie by the hoodie and Kneeing him in the side!
Hoodie and Masky in sync: SHUT THE HELL UP TOBY!!
Toby: MY MOTHERS SHALL HEAR OF THIS!!!
-about an hour later both Masky and hoodie knocked each other out-
Toby: .. .-. Hm, NEXT WE HAVE MIDNIGHT VS JASON!!
Midnight: Fun!
Midnight and Jason: -Gets in the ring-
Jason: Let's have some fun.
Midnight: -Kicks Jason in the chin- yep.
Jason: OW!
Midnight: - Round house kicks in the stomach-
Jason: -falls to the ground- o-Owww...
Midnight:-crouches down next to Jason-
Toby: That has to be painful, I powerful combo preformed by midnight, first the chin then the stomach.
Jason: -lift himself up with his arm-
Midnight: c'mon we're supposed to fight.
Jason: I know -Kisses midnight-
Toby: wut...
Andy: AHHHHHHHGGG!!!!! :D
Ben: I can't hear anything..
Midnight: OAO -Falls backwards-
Jason: I think I won.
Midnight/Jason: Exits the ring-
Toby: Next we have ANDY VS LIU.
Liu: -Silently praying- May god have mercy on me and I may live to see another day..
Jeff: HURRY UP- Throws Liu in-
Andy: let's have some fun -Cracks her knuckles-
Liu: -Stands up, takes a deep breath- Bring it midget.
Toby: Oooo, stricking Nerves early!
Andy: Beach...-Runs at him and does jumping round house into the side of the head sending him flying-
River: GO ANDY!!!
Liu: -Red mode activated-
Andy: FUN!!
Liu: -darts at her and throws her to the ground-
Andy: -Kicks him in the stomach sending him flying on the air-
Andy: -Jumps into the air and drop kicks him in the back sending him hurdling to the floor-
Toby: uhh, River, we're gonna have to get a new floor..
River: yep...
Liu: - gets ups-
Ben: HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE, THERE IS NO LOGIC IN THIS FIGHT!!!
Ej: Have you met Andy and Liu? Liu can somehow pull hoodies gun from nowhere and Andy, well Y'know.
River: FUCK EM UP
Liu: -Throws Andy through the Arena walls-
Toby: THE WALL!!!
Andy: -Appears behind Liu and jump kicks him in the side of the head(Again)-
Liu: -catches her leg-
Andy: OxO
Everyone: O.O
Liu:-Throws her into to the ground multiple times knocking her out-
Andy: X_X
Toby: K.O!!! Can we have a repair on the walls and the floors please, and get Andy to the nurse...
River: On it..
~20 minutes or later~
River: Back.
Toby: Perfect! NEXT ROUND RIVER VS BEN!!!!!!!
Ben and river: -In the Arena-
River: ;-; -pushes ben over then lays on him- K.O
Ben: GET OFF ME PEASANT!!!!!!!
Toby:.... would you count that as a fight?
River: HE IS LITERALLY TO MY WAIST!!! IF I PUNCHED HIM ID SNAP A BONE!!!
Toby: It not a fight though....
Ben: -Getting really annoyed- FUCK THIS SHIT!!! -Heavily Shocks river-
River: MGDKXLH PUCKYDOYZJSOYDOYCVPVUFJ LVIFBOGKVOGUD -Falls forward-
Ben: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Toby: K.O THE WINNER IS BEN!!!!
Ben:-Pulls river out with the help of LJ-
Toby: NEXT ROUND IS PUPPETEER VS PAINTER!!!!!
Painter: please no...
Puppeteer: oh c'mon doll, it won't be like when we're in the be-
Midnight: 0AO... XD AHHH (人◕ω◕)
Painter:-covers mouth- JUST GET IN THE RING!!!
Puppeteer: Fine,fine...
Toby: Now remember if you back out you are trapped in the closet with offenderman for a whole two days.
Offender: Goodie.
Toby: AHH, MOMS!!!
Jane: GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!!!
Puppeteer: -Tries to take control of Helen-
Helen: -Jumps out of the way and tackles puppet-
Puppeteer: Kinky ;)
Helen: -Gets off and crosses arms in an "X"- NINE(No in German,if ya didn't know that :L)
Puppeteer: Oh c'mon helly ;)
Helen: Don't call me that!
Puppeteer: -Sighs- Fine den -_- -Attaches puppet strings to Helen and makes him punch himself-
Helen: STOP!!
Puppet: Don't worry, I'll fix them in the bedroom ;)
Helen: PUPPET!!
Midnight/ Andy: -FANGIRL SCREAMING- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Floofy: Ar~
-An hour later-
Helen: -Knocked out-
Puppeteer: -Extremely Bored-
Toby: It's over... OH! K.O PUPPETEER WINS!
Puppeteer: I'll go wake him up, we'll be in the bedroom, make sure to knock ;)
Andy/Midnighth: -Squealing- EEEEEEEEEEEE~~
Ben: I CANT HEAR ANYTHING, I MIGHT BE DEAF!!
River: -Pushes Toby in the ring-
Toby: Hey!!!! IM THE REFEREE!!
River: NEXT ROUND WE HAVE CLOCKWORK VS TICCI TOBY!!!
Andy:-Pushes clock in the ring- FIGHT!!!!!!!
Clock: Sorry Toby. -Starts beating the shit out of him-
Toby: HEY! -Punches her clock eye-
Clock: OW! Toby... that hurt...
Toby: OAO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY!!!!
Clock: SYKE!! -Bashes head into the floor-
Toby: X_X
River: KO
Jane: MEH BABY!!!!! -Takes Toby away-
River: Okay! Next battle LAUGHING JACK VS CANDY POP!!!!!! -Sends both them flying into the ring-
Laughing Jack:-Throws into the wall-
Candypop:-Has his mallet-
River: NO WEAPONS!!
CandyPop:-Swings into Laughing jack- SUCK A D***
River: I would if ben would let me!! ノಠ_ಠノ
Ben: -Falls over- x_x
Midnight: BEN WAS NOT MENTALLY READY, EASE INTO IT DANG IT!!!!!
Andy:-Laughing- Hahahahahahahah!!!!
River: .....;-; Never...
LaughingJack: -Throws mallet out of the ring and kicks CandyPop in the "No,No Area" (Trash(Aka Me)I'm sorry)
CandyPop: Ow..... (ಥ﹏ಥ)
River: I guess that's KO.. OI!! MIDNIGHT GET THE CLOSET READY SINCE CANDYPOP CHEATED!!
Midnight: (-ω-ゞ
Offender: ಠﭛಠ
CandyPop: -Can't move-
LaughingJack: -drags Candy away quickly- mine!
Offender: ಠﭛಠNOT FOR LONG EMO CLOWN
Andy/Midnight: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (^ц^ ) -Can't stop Laughing-
River: AND FINALLY JEFF VS EYELESS JACK!!!
Jeff: -Spits our drink-
E.J: -Drops kinda He was eating- Wut...
River: -pushers both of them in- do it or in the closet you go with CandyPop and Offender!!
Jack: -Tackles Jeff-
Jeff: MOTHERFUCKER!!!! -Elbows in the head-
River: you called?
Ben: -Has to be held up- What?
River: I'm a Motherfucker cause....-Drum roll- I'm daddy, and guess who's The Mother ;)
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Quick reminder of what River looks like)
Ben:-Falls back over- X~X
Midnight: DANG IT RIVER!!!!!!!! (┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻
Jeff: -Nails jack in the nose-
Jack: -Punches in the side of the head-
Andy from the distance: OH JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
Jack/Jeff: -Both have ready faces- ........
Midnight: -Randomly has a video camera-
River: ......
Jane:.......
Everyone:.........
Jack: Wtf Andy.... I don't even like Jeff
Jeff: and I don't like jack..
Andy: you heard me you swines!
River: ... that's enough... It's a draw... geez even I was unprepared for that..
-later that Night-
Midnight: why the heck is their so much noise coming from Jeff's room?
Andy: Wanna Check?
Midnight: ;-;.. yeah
Midnight/Andy: -Walks over to Jeff's room-
Andy: Opens the door- Jeff what are you d-
Jeff and Jack: -both Were getting "Busy"- O//////O
Jeff: WHY DO YOU NOT KNOCK
Midnight and Andy: (•゚д゚•) -Both red faced-
Midnight: I think we should change the question to "Why are you doing Jack"
Andy: -Had a Random video Camera- keep it going, act like we ain't here..
Jeff: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!
Andy: -uses her horrifying voice- KEEP GOING PEASANTS!!!!
Jack: .......
CandyPop from the closet: SOMEONE LET ME OUT!!!!! PLEASE!!!
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