Ben: River have you seen my video game?

River: Majors Mask?

Ben: Yeah.

River: I think it fell in the hole-sips the tea-

Ben: what ho- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!!

River: It's a hole.

Ben: Yeah,I can see that, what's it doing there?

River: well, I woke up this morning-Drinks the tea- and there was a hole.

Ben: what are you gonna do about it?

River:I put a rug over it,yeah, it fell in the hole.

Ben: should we call the police or something?

River: oh yeah, I called the police, yeah.

Ben: Where are they?

River: In the hole.

Ben: -looks around- where is Your sister?

River:.....

Ben:River, where is your sister.

River: Shes out with midnight.

Ben: oh, where are they?

River: in the hole..

Ben: GOD! How deep even is this thing? -Grabs Rivers mug and drops it-

River...

River: that was my favorite mug..now it's in the hole.

Ben: River, do you even know what this is? And for all we could know it could be an interdenominational wormhole or a gateway to hell! O-or.. river?

Ben: River?

River: hey what's up, I got a snack.-bits an apple-

Ben: river, will you plead take this seriously!

Hole creature:-hand emerges for the hole-

Ben: -high pitched scream- AHHHH!!

River:-shoots multiple times with a gun-

Hole creature: -falls into the hole-

Ben: WHAT WAS THAT!

River: hole person.

Ben: WHERE DID IT COME FROM!!

River:.....

Ben: right the hole..yeah. Why are you being so calm about this!

River: I'm more worried about the space octopus.

Ben: what space octopus?-looks outside-

Space octopus: GRAASA!!

River: That one.

Ben: IM SUSPENDING YOUR MAGIC PRIVILEGES!!!