River/Andy's Birthday and birthday party part 2
Midnight: -Dumps water on Andy- wake up fool.
Andy:-Wakes up- GAH! What happened.
Midnight: you passed out when we yelled "Surprise"
Andy:-Jumps up- sweet, but I got some peeps y'all need to meet. GET IN HERE!!!!
???: I'm already in here..
Andy: Shut up, Dante
-Multiple demons walk in-
Andy: Everyone, meet my friends...This here is Terrance! Flirtatious one He is, as well as this guy here which is Asmodeus!
Andy: this is Crow-Cravan, call him Damien. This ass hat with the green hair is Dante. The lady with red and black hair with a flower crown and animal like nose be amber. This is Amora, Ambers sista, And this is Asmodeus's girlfriend..Marie.
Damien: Where's River?
River:-walks through in of his portals reading unaware of what's happening- Andy, I'm going , OI-!!-Damien rammed him like a bull with his horns and he gets pushed back- -shoves his feet into ground and stopping Damien with a struggle- DAMIEN!!!
Damien: Ello old friend happy late birthday how old are ye now?-Throws River to the ground-
River: Id be 6,982,456,124!-Tackles Damien and punches him-
Damien: GETTING OLD ARE WE!!
River: SHUT YO ASS UP!!!!
Andy: Alright ladies! That's enough! -kicks both them into the walls- let's answer questions!
(There are a lot of questions from tumblr which all are anonymous, sorry A=Anonymous)
A: LIU!! ANDY BIRTHDAY SING LOVES SONGS!!!! NO BACKOUTS!!!!!
GET INTO IT MAN
Liu:-Groans-Oh, she's sweet but a psycho,A little bit psycho At night she screamin' I'm-ma-ma-ma out ma mind" Oh, she's hot but a psychoSo left but she's right though At night she screamin' I'm-ma-ma-ma out ma mi- -Andy Kicks him over and places her foot in his chest-
Andy: I'll make you curse, but ima blessing,I'll rip your shirt within a second,You'll be coming back, back for seconds With your plate, you just can't help it.
Dante: That's fuckin hot.
Andy: I don't need anyone to sing songs to me..
A: RIVER!!! SING THIS TO BEN!!!(basically sent me a link)
River: -Looking at it- ..0_0 Fuck..
Ben: -Drinkig pop-
River:-Grabs him by the neck and pin him to the wall-
Ben:-Dropped his drink- WHAT THE HELL RIVER!!!! -Blushes as Rivers gets close-
River: You know my motivation, given my reputation~ excuse me I don't mean to be rude..But tonight I'm fucking you~ -Busts out Laughing- I'm so sorry!
Ben: -Questioning What happened- what...
Amber: So you're not gonna Fuck em'?
River: Oh no, I'm still gonna.
Ben: RIVER!!!!!!
A: ANDY WHO IS YOUR WAIFU!!!!!
Andy: Jeff I guess.
Jeff: BITCH!!!
Andy: woof, Bleach boy.
A: Dante, sing girlfriend but the boy version to Andy.
Dante: No.
A: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy, Andy, did you know river didn't actually cr-
River: -Kills them- will pick this up tomorrow. -has a dry mouth-
Andy: RIVER!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY SAID!!!
Midnight: Before we go, Andy I have gifts for you.-Opens her closet revealing the band members-
Andy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP,HOLY CRAP- Hugs midnight tightly- BEST FRIEND BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND EVER!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!
Midnight: -Has Gone internally deaf- Help..
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