Masky: please explain.

Me:I made a new Andy,I'm still the older sister yeah!

LJ: how ol- -Sally slaps him-

Sally: how young are you Author?

Me: oh me, I'm about let's see, 6,982,456,123 years young.

Hoodie: you've been around longer than Slenderman,Dang.

Puppet: So Author, that little book of yours,it can basically alter reality,right doll.Like Andy

Me: That's not even 1/10 of it you stringed puppet,and don't hit on me.

Puppet: -n-

Andy: Yeah Author is a Pansexual as well,Author tell them about yourself

Me: well as you see, I'm wearing a large green hoodie, gray jeans and Dc high top shoes,fingerless leather gloves, I got red hair,I'm pale and well your don't really need to know what my face looks like hence the shadow from top lip up,and well I have stitches around my neck.

Nina-cause she hasn't made an appearance in a loong time: so how are you related to Andie.

Me: well,I just created her.

Nina:so your her mom.

Me:older sister,when I created her I made her ties to me as a sister not a mother.

Jason:so how does that book work?

Me: Thats a secret I am sworn to keep,but I could tell you the ink is blood and that I can rewrite reality itself if I wanted to.

Jeff: like how. -doubting-

Andy: oh no

Me: Is that a challenge Jeffrey woods,and for everyone's information I know everything,about everyone..

Liu: mumbles- Jeff's playing with Fire..

Jeff: I guess it is.

Me: fine -cuts skins and runs my old fashioned pen through it and starts to write- let it be known. You'll notice some changes.

Everyone: Staring at jeff in shock and themselves-

Jeff: I don't notice anything. -voice sounds very feminine-

Me: look at your chest jeff -has a masculine voice- or should I say what,Jeffinà.

Jeff:-looks down at chest,has breasts- AAAAAA WHY AM I A GIRL!!!

(Incase your wondering what I look like as a male

There ya go)

Me: -writes something else removing the shadow from my face- simple gender bend Jeffinà. The boys are girls,the girls are boys for example me.

Jack: I feel uncomfortable.

Me: relax Jacky. So here are your feminine names. Tim-Tina.Brian-Bree. Toby-tabs. Laughing jack-laughing Jacky. Ben-Bendètta. Liu-your name is the same. Candy same for you. Jason-jasmine. Puppet or should I say Jonathan, your name is Jen.

Jen: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT!!

Tabs: your name was Jonathan?

Me:like I said I know everything, EVERYTHING! Now for the former girls. Nina-Nino. Sally-Sam. Jane-Jax Natalee(clockwork)-Nate. Zero-Zero. Andy-will stay Andy. And instead of calling me Author just call me River,cause I won't be changing out of the form for a long time.

Nino: HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING HOT AS A GUY!!

E.J:I'm still uncomfortable.

Me: don't worry,I'll change you back,but I don't know bout' you Ben,you look kinda cute as girl-winks-

Ben: (*ﾟｰﾟ)

Jeff: BACK OFF!!

Me: ..;-; not as scary as a gal are ya,especially when I'm so much taller.

Ben: thinking: I could take advantage of this.

Me: well I guess I should change y'all back. -changes everyone back-

Hoodie: I thought you needed your book.

Me: I don't need it for everything,it just helps me center my powers to be honest.

Andy: Big bro?

Me: yes?

Andy: how tall are you exactly.

Me: as a male, about 7'8 why?

Toby: Jesus your tall.

Andy: Ben how tall are you?

Ben: -sighs- 5"4

Andy: I'll be in my room! :3

Me: ANDY NO!!-Andy runs off-

Masky: What is she gonna do?

Me: she's writing probably a sexual fanfic about me and Ben,LIKE ALL THE OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE IN WATTPAD!!!!

Ben: (ʘ言ʘ╬)

Liu:Haha funny joke.

Me:I'm not joking.. .-. - -hands phone-

Liu: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WERE BROTHERS!!!!!!

Jeff: -Reads it- Why!

Me: THAT US WHAT SHE I PROBABLY DOING!

Andy: -giggling-

Me: (ʘ言ʘ╬)SHIT ANDY NO!! -runs off-