Four eyes answers questions
Andy: NO!
River: -_- Andy, you need to wear them...
Andy: NO!!
River: I'll take away your gay stuff again...
Andy: -Silence- Fine! -Puts Thin Black glasses on- THERE!! YA HAPPY!!
River: Now, Let's go answer questions! :)
Andy: I don't wanna leave me room..
River: Andy, You look fine, Cmon-Grabs her hand and drags her out-
Andy: NUuuuuuuu
Jeff: What is she yelling about now?
Kit: COOL!! AUNT ANDY HAS COOL NEW GLASSES!! CAN I TRY THEM ON!?!
Jeff: -Laughing- FOUR EYES!!
Andy: WHITE BLEACHED ALCHOL FAN SERVICE MACHINE!!!!!!
Lj: WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY CHILL
Jeff:.......I'll give you that one...
Toby: I think they look nice on you Andy! :3
Andy: Thanks...
Toby: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SMILE!!
Midnight:-Knows exactly what has happened the past few days and is trying not to laugh- Frick...I'm turning into Andy (ᗒ_ᗕ)
River: Question time for four eyes!
Andy: I will murder you in your sleep and make you suffer a slow and painful death after doing what needs To Be done to actually cause your death, I'll decapitate you then string your body to the highest cliff and let you blood pour as I put your head on a pike and wave it in front of your weeping mother......-Light anime shadow over her eyes and the anime glint in her glasses-
Everyone:...........
Jason: Jesus....
Andy: I'm not joking.....
River:-Scouts away from her- F-First Question f-For F-Andy....
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Anonymous: If you could save One of the three from death who would it be. Toby, Midnight, Or River?
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Andy: Toby of course, He's one of my best friends. He can actually die, midnight can turn to a shadow and river can't ducking die!
Toby: I'm special!
Midnight: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Anonymous says: What's your favorite Animal?
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Andy: Not gonna choose
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Anonymous says: Gif or jif?
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Andy: I say G-I-F I don't pronounce, I say the letters.....I'm not ready for a war...
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Anonymous says: I dare Andy to wear one of Midnights Dresses for a whole chapter
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Andy: Fiddle sticks...
Midnight:-Hands her a dress and shoes-
Andy:-Goes to her room and changes then comes back out- I hate you all.....
Trender: I approve!!!!!!! Not just let me do the hair....
Andy: Touch my hair and I will trap you in place with a box with Rivers book then slowly rip out each one of your tendrils....
Trender:-Backs away-
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Anonymous:If you could date anyone of the girls, who would you choose?
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Andy: Midnight of course!
Midnight: No
Andy: I know, I'd choose clockwork. Never would I date midnight, 1) SHES dating Jason. 2) Shes like a sister to me.
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Anonymous says: Andy In school
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School A.U
Andy in Science class
Teacher: So in preparation for next week's exam, I think it's best we do a little test on the periodic table of elements.
Andy:-Talking with Midnight and Toby-
Teacher: Andy. Andy! ANDY!! *taps on desk with ruler*
Andy, Midnight, And Toby : A'right
Teacher: Just Andy..
Andy: A'right
Teacher: What on Earth do you think you're doing?
Andy: *clicks tongue*
Teacher: You were talking to Midnight and Toby
Andy: They're my brethren though, innit.
Teacher: Whilst I was speaking.
Andy: So?
Teacher: If you've got something to say to them, why don't you tell the whole class?
Andy: I ain't chattin' to this crew.
Teacher: Well then, perhaps you'd better complete this little test on your own. See if you like speaking to the whole class after that!
Andy: Whatever...
Teacher: Oh okay, alright. I'm going to point out some of these symbols on this table and you're going to tell me what they represent. And if you don't complete this test with 100% correct answers, I'm going to put you in detention.
Andy: Is it?
Teacher: Yes it is! What does "Zn" stand for?
Andy: Zinc
Teacher: Correct. What about "Ca"
Andy: Calcium
Teacher: What does "B" Stand for?
Andy: What?
Teacher: What is "B" for
Andy: A little Bitch who's giving me a test.
Teacher: ANDY!
Andy:-Rolls eyes- "B" Is for Boron
Teacher:-Sighs- Correct
Andy: Innit Though?
Teacher: "Mi"?
Andy: Am I bothered?
Teacher: Ugh, "Mi" Andy
Andy: Am I bothered though?
Teacher:-Eye twitches- "Ru"
Andy: Are you disrespecting me!!
Teacher: "Ru", Andy
Andy: Yes I am, Are you a geek?
Teacher: Andy, "U"
Andy: You is a geek though
Teacher: I'm warning you. "Ba"
Andy: But are you a geek though?
Teacher: No, Andy!
Andy: You are a geek though!
Teacher: No I'm not!
Andy: You dress like one though!
Teacher: No I don't!
Andy: Do you buy your clothes from a catalog?!
Teacher:No!
Andy: Do you pay for them in installments?!
Teacher: No.
Andy: Your jeans got an elasticated waist?
Teacher: No!
Andy: You got a reversible fleece?
Teacher: ..... Right.
Andy : You do got a reversible fleece, sir! You are a geek!
Teacher: I'm NOT a geek, okay, I am a science teacher.
Andy: Are you Steven Hawking?
Teacher: No.
Andy: But are you Steven Hawking though?
Teacher: No.
Andy : Do you wish you were Steven Hawking?
Teacher: No!
Andy: When you're at home, right.
Teacher: Mmhmm.
Andy : When you're at home, right
Teacher: Yes.
Andy: Right, when you're at home
Teacher: Uh huh.
Andy : Do you pretend to be Steven Hawking?
Teacher: No!
Andy: What about your little voice box?
Teacher: No.
Andy: Do you bowl around in your little wheel chair?
Teacher: Now that is unacceptable.
Andy: Well stop doing it then!
Teacher: What-now-that...that is enough! Okay, you're lucky I'm one of the more reasonable teachers in this school, otherwise you would be in a lot of trouble. As it is I'm going to give you a second chance. F.
Andy : Face-
Teacher: No.
Andy: Bothered? Look, face?
Teacher: Ugh-
Andy: No,Bothered? Look, face? I ain't even bothered though.
Teacher: Come on-
Andy: Ain't Bothered. Look at my face. Look at my face, I ain't even Bothered!
Teacher: Op-
Andy: Look at my face. Periodic table.
Teacher: Andy -
Andy: I ain't even bothered. My face though. Look at my face.
Teacher: Andy-
Andy: Face, look,Bothered, boron, bunsen burner. Ain't even bothered.
Teacher: I am trying-
Andy: Look, sandals, outfit. Einstein ain't Bothered. Steven Hawking -Says like robot- "I ain't Bothered ". Look at my face. Still bothered? Look at it. Face? Bothered? Bunsen burner? You don't like it, I be bothered. I ain't... bothered!!!!
Teacher: Right. That's it young lady. I cannot continue this lesson with you in here. I have given you plenty of warning. I would like you to collect your things and leave. And DON'T say another word!
Andy: *Throws pen on desk and Walks out of classroom and knock over a skeleton with her binder. Kicks open door and leaves.*
Teacher: That's right, sorry about that class. Now, ahh, anyone else? "Mg"
Andy: *from hallway* MAGNESIUM, INNIT!!!!!!
Teacher:.......
Midnight:-Got the thing on video- I love being in classes with her
Toby: Agreed
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(Great way to end it off innit though ? XD)
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